Leslie sound more watery

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The only way to make a Leslie sound more watery than wet is to keep the speaker stationary and spin the room around it. Only the pro's should do this though, using the top analog console available.

If you'd like, I could write an essay about building a rotating room with a stationary center?

If you'd like, pffft, of course you'd like-


An essay on building a rotating room with a stationary center


The issues involving building a rotating room with a stationary center has been a popular topic amongst scholars for many years. At first glance building a rotating room with a stationary center may seem unenchanting, however its study is a necessity for any one wishing to intellectually advance beyond their childhood. Remarkably building a rotating room with a stationary center is heralded by shopkeepers and investment bankers alike, leading many to state that building a rotating room with a stationary center is not given the credit if deserves for inspiring many of the worlds famous painters. It still has the power to shock the over 50, whom I can say no more about due to legal restrictions. Complex though it is I shall now attempt to provide an exaustive report on building a rotating room with a stationary center and its numerous 'industries'.

Social Factors

Interweaving social trends form a strong net in which we are all trapped. When Thucictholous said 'people only know one thing' [1] he could have been making a reference to building a rotating room with a stationary center, but probably not. A society without building a rotating room with a stationary center is like a society without knowledge, in that it cleary plays a significant role amongst the developing middle classes.

Did I mention how lovely building a rotating room with a stationary center is? If society has a favourite child, it is building a rotating room with a stationary center.

Economic Factors

We no longer live in a world which barters 'I'll give you three cows for that hat, it’s lovely.' Our existance is a generation which cries 'Hat - $20.' Of course, building a rotating room with a stationary center fits perfectly into the JTB-Guide-Dog model using the median instead of the mean, where possible. Inflation

building a rotating room with a stationary center


When displayed this way it becomes very clear that building a rotating room with a stationary center is of great importance. Clearly inflation cannot sustain this instability for long. What it all comes down to is money. Capitalists love building a rotating room with a stationary center.

Political Factors

No man is an island, but what of politics? Looking at the spectrum represented by a single political party can be reminiscent of comparing 0

Consider this, spoken at the tender age of 14 by one of the great political analysts Vatusia Bootlegger 'Man's greatest enemy is complacency with regards to personal and political hygiene.' [2] Primarily, he is referring to building a rotating room with a stationary center. Both spectacular failure and unequaled political accomplishment may be accredited to building a rotating room with a stationary center.

The question which we must each ask ourselves is, will we allow building a rotating room with a stationary center to win our vote?
Conclusion

In my opinion building a rotating room with a stationary center may not be the best thing since sliced bread, but it's still important. It enlightens our daily lives, 'literally' plants seeds for harvest, and never hides.

I shall give the final word to star Shania Hanks: 'My Daddy loved building a rotating room with a stationary center and his Daddy loved building a rotating room with a stationary center.' [3]



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[1] Thucictholous - Man - Published 42 AD

[2] Bootlegger - Take It! - 1961 Viva Books

[3] Your guide to building a rotating room with a stationary center - Issue 98 - T36 Publishing


Let me know if there's anything else you need wally. Pictures maybe?
 
Not to hijack this thread, but how can I make my vocals sound more watery? You know, like they sound in the shower, but without the water hitting the soap part.

I've tried spinning while singing, but it doesn't seem to help. :rolleyes:
 
I can't tell if any parts of this topic are serious or not...

I mean, it's a legitimate question.
 
Alexbt said:
I can't tell if any parts of this topic are serious or not...

I mean, it's a legitimate question.

Then respond accordingly.

Just be prepared to answer the question again, and again, and again. Homeboy don't have 2 red chicklets for nothing.
 
Back when the vox continental was the rave, a keyboard player friend of mine (we were about 14 then) built a leslie drum for his vox with an old school record player and some styrofoam and a speaker, all sitting inside a carboard box with slots in the side. It worked real good but we only could run it for about a minute before the wires to the rotating speaker wound up inside like rope and snapped off. But that was okay, we`d just add more wire and it could wind longer, like up to about 2 minutes of sound. We just never figured out how to stop that :)
 
Flank speed!

Toki987 said:
Back when the vox continental was the rave, a keyboard player friend of mine (we were about 14 then) built a leslie drum for his vox with an old school record player and some styrofoam and a speaker, all sitting inside a carboard box with slots in the side. It worked real good but we only could run it for about a minute before the wires to the rotating speaker wound up inside like rope and snapped off. But that was okay, we`d just add more wire and it could wind longer, like up to about 2 minutes of sound. We just never figured out how to stop that :)
Oh, man, I love that. That's priceless. :)

I can see it now:

"Crank that Leslie up to 78!"

"I can't do it captain, w're running out of wire. I can only maintain 45 for another 5 seconds!" :D

G.
 
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