Jokes!!

[BroKen_H]

I'm not saying I'm addicted to coffee, but my first aid kit has two liters of French roast and an IV tube...

All presidents are guilty of something
Except Lincoln
He's in a cent.
If you have too many dogs it can lead to a roverdose...

 

[TalismanRich]

 

[Buck62]

Hey!!

 

[Buck62]

Sho nuf!

 

[TalismanRich]

 

[spantini]

Scootin' on down to the ole' Circle K for another 12-PK

 

[BroKen_H]

My dog ate a string of Christmas lights. Grabbed the end and pulled them back out.
He's delighted.

I thought 70 was the new 50,
But the police officer was having none of it...

If you man the phones at Urology, maybe you should choose a different phrase than,
"Can you hold?" . . .

 

[Serendipity Records]

 

[TalismanRich]

 

[Serendipity Records]

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Ouch!

 

[BroKen_H]

I got a Lhasa Apso and bred it with several other dogs...
Bred with the Collie, I got a Collapso which folds down for easy transport.
Bred with a Boykin Spaniel, I got a Lhas Boy and it only drinks blood.
The Pekinese gave me a Pekhaso which was very abstract.
Then we tried a Keeshond and Lhas Ma Kees and we couldn't open the kennels anymore...

 

[Serendipity Records]

 

[Serendipity Records]

She messed up IQ and EQ... she must be a music student

 

[TalismanRich]

She just thinks a high Emotional Quotient is more important than an Intelligence Quotient. She "feels" your lack of sensitivity and bigotry toward her which is SO important to her well being.

If you want to watch the actual video, it's here. It's a bit of a hoot!

 

[Serendipity Records]

 

[Serendipity Records]

 

[Serendipity Records]

 

[spantini]

AC/DC is kicking off a new tour with a new bassist. Soooo. . . I'm here to reassure all of you that I'M not their new bassist for this tour. You can all rest easy, I will remain in the area.

AC/DC announce first tour in eight years, reveal new bassist

AC/DC have announced a 2024 UK/European outing that will take place from May through August, and have revealed that Chris Chaney will play bass.

consequence.net

 

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[Serendipity Records]

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