dude get a maudio pre usb, hooks your mic in by usb 60-150 dollars depends, also I suggest upgrading your sound card, your can get a sblive for liek 60 bux or so...
also you will need a program to record with, there are shareware ones, and ones you can buy, your choice.
they are correct when they say since your mic is phantom powered, you cant just plug it in... The maudio has a switch on it for phantom power, and will use usb to feed it to your sound card. The maudio is actually a sound card, but I have tested it and prefer the sblives output to the maudio which just was not keeping up. which neither was my nforce soundcard.
and being a noob is not a problem with most people. especially if you know it, and you dont try to hide it. just as you did and didnt.
really your always a noob, or you have a ego one..
FW