(i got da) craigslist blues [warning: rant content]

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damn these long weekends.
lately i've had fridays off and this spells trouble as i spend maybe far too much time trolling the internet for used gear.
so anyways, i bought this guy's bass impulsively yesterday:

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/msg/1284499655.html

it's a univox hi-flyer bass (mosrite copy) from (i'm guessing) 1970-1972. tracking down the exact year of manufacture can be tough though because they were made at the matsumoko factory in japan who, prior to 1975 or so from what i understand, had no rhyme or reason to the serial numbers assigned to their instruments. the only way of really narrowing it down is by the physical properties of the instruments.
anyways $350, i figure, was a reasonable price to pay. though i've seen these go for a little less, it's becoming less and less common to see that and this one, i have to say, is pretty much in mint condition. previous owner kept it clean, allegedly fixed some wiring/grounding issues, and installed an after-market 4-saddle bridge, making intonation adjustments possible (original bridge adjusts in pairs). looking at it, it's hard to believe it's a 37-year-old instrument. plus it just looks sooooo sweet.
the stock pickups in this thing kinda stink, though... kind of low and growly, lacking definition and, though i haven't yet brought it down to my space to plug into my bass stuff, i plugged it into my little DAW at home and discovered it has a nice little buzz to it (whether my fingers are grounding the strings or not). i'm thinking of installing schaller bassbuckers, which i've read fit the bass nicely and make it sound amazing. this brings me to some questions:

1 - i've never done this. is it difficult? could it possibly be more involved than soldering a few wires together?
2 - will this even help my noise situation (i have a yamaha AW16G which has no ground switch or third prong on the plug. it's plugged into a power strip which does have a third prong)?

also the action, while not really high, lends itself to decreased playability above the 12th fret. dropping the saddles tends to make it buzz around there.

3 - is there anything i can do to the neck (truss or pitch adjustment) to improve the situation? the neck is bolted on so it occurs to me that maybe a neck reset is as easy as a well-placed shim (?).


so also i've been trying to sell this guitar:

http://providence.craigslist.org/msg/1288085789.html

on craigslist since yesterday and in doing so, have been reminded that it's far easier to buy something than to sell it.
the guitar in question is a 45-year-old gretsch that has definitely "been loved". a fixer-upper for sure and priced (i think) accordingly. so far, in a little over 30 hours, i have had over 35 responses, made and received at least 40 phone calls, and had one single solitary guy come to look at it (didn't buy it). of the emails i've received, less than half of them can even be taken seriously. mentioning in the ad that i'm not willing to ship it has not deterred about 5 people from asking if i'm willing to ship it. people call, express interest interest in checking it out and never show up or call back. this is one email response i got:


Hello,I am satisfied with the
description and condition of the item
listed above by you on the Ad, Please let me know if the
piece is
still available for sale?
..Like i said am totally
satisfied with the item..Wish i could talk to u on phone but am a deaf
and only uses a hearing-in paired phone the relay so please send
me a email if i can trust in you to handle this with care or leave a
message on my voice mail "***-***-****" it will be delivered as an
email to me as well,my Bank will be processing and mail a certified
draft to cover the cost of my purchase as am completely satisfied with
the advert.I will need the details of whom & where to mail the
draft.It will be delivered by the United Parcel Service within 3-4days.Please note 'United Parcel Service' do not deliver to P.O.Box
addresses
1.Name to be on the check
2.Home address
3.Telephone
Kindly delete the posting as am totally committed to buying from you
to save me cost,my mover will be coming over for the pick up right
only after the payment as been delivered,regards.


is this guy yanking my chain? the obvious paradox is why a deaf person wants a guitar, but also what deaf guy can't spell "hearing impaired"? i have heard there's a subculture of young smartasses who respond to craigslist ads with ridiculous requests just to fuck with the original poster, so i left this one alone. y'aint gonna punk me.

i've gotten numerous emails from people asking such detailed questions about the instrument's condition that one would think they were expecting to buy an immaculately preserved 45-year-old gretsch for $400. i've had a couple people call me at home seemingly just to shoot the shit about guitars. when i finally press them about whether they're interested in checking it out or not, there's some hemming and hawing and then the inevitable "ehhh i think i'm gonna hafta pass". just now, going into my email to cut and paste the above sample, i had three new messages regarding this damn guitar. only an hour has gone by since the last time i checked it. i sometimes only get three emails a week. i now want this guitar out of my life like nobody's business. so, more questions:

4 - with the time and energy i've already fruitlessly dumped into trying to sell this thing, should i just quit before it eats the rest of my weekend?
5 - anyone have any funny craigslist stories or anecdotes? crazy people? buy/sell mishaps?
6 - anyone wanna buy a geetar? :o
 
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"is this guy yanking my chain? "
Scammer.....

I sold a car last fall and recieved a very similiar email. Guy wanted to buy the car sight unseen by sending me a check and have his "mover" pick it up. The poor spelling is likely an indication that he may be in a foreign county. Alot of stories like this if you look around.

I have heard of similar things going around. Be very careful.
 
but also what deaf guy can't spell "hearing impaired"?

I actually laughed out loud at that.

If they aren't willing to look me in the eye in a public place, no sale.

Only once did I have someone come to my house. It was for furniture they would have had to pick up.

One guy emailed me and seemed honest in the email, but his email address was something like Lucifer666@gmail.com or something like that. I figured I didn't need that guy in my house.

I'm totally with you.

And man some of the ridiculous stuff people would try to trade me for things.
 
I hear there are lots of these scam e-mails when you list things in specific categories (esp. music, electronics and cars).
While I've bought lots of things off Craigslist, all we've sold is children's stuff, and we received only valid, interested mail (in D.C.). My Father tried to sell his GPS (in a smallish Canadian town) and got lots of scammail.

Good luck sifting through your mail - hope you find a buyer.

BTW, wanna ship that guitar to Arlington ? I can give you a cashier's check, and my agent can pick it up.
I have to go out of the country and ...
;)
 
BTW, wanna ship that guitar to Arlington ? I can give you a cashier's check, and my agent can pick it up.
I have to go out of the country and ...
;)
yeah no kidding?

so is there anyone out there who can answer questions 1-3?
 
So anybody new to selling stuff on craigslist, pay attention.

Hello,I am satisfied with the
description and condition of the item
listed above by you on the Ad, Please let me know if the
piece is
still available for sale?
..Like i said am totally
satisfied with the item..Wish i could talk to u on phone but am a deaf
and only uses a hearing-in paired phone the relay so please send
me a email if i can trust in you to handle this with care or leave a
message on my voice mail "443-841-8344" it will be delivered as an
email to me as well,my Bank will be processing and mail a certified
draft to cover the cost of my purchase as am completely satisfied with
the advert.I will need the details of whom & where to mail the
draft.It will be delivered by the United Parcel Service within 3-4days.Please note 'United Parcel Service' do not deliver to P.O.Box
addresses
1.Name to be on the check
2.Home address
3.Telephone
Kindly delete the posting as am totally committed to buying from you
to save me cost,my mover will be coming over for the pick up right
only after the payment as been delivered,regards.

This is 100% likely to be a scam. There is no chance that this is legit. Anybody who sends you an email that sounds even REMOTELY similar to this is a scam.

A legit buyer will ask to see the item in person and pay cash in person. Anything else is a scam. Money orders are a scam. Sending a buyer to check it out is a scam. Asking you to ship it and pay via paypal is a scam (unless it's ebay). Anything except cash, in person, is a scam.

Craigslist is fun. If it's not cash, it's a scam.

I hope my repetition is boring, but if it's not cash in person, it's a scam. I've read at least 20 posts (in different forums) from very nice people who aren't sure what to make of these scam emails. If it's not cash in person, it's a scam. For example, friend of a friend lost $2800 to a money order scam, which is not cash in person.

Review time: Money order = scam. Check = scam. Ship it to me, I'll pay by something that isn't cash = scam. Credit card = scam. I'm out of town but I'll mail you cash/check/money order/wooden nickels = scam.

"When can I see it in person? I'll bring cash" = potential legit buyer.

Best of luck.
 
Hello,I am satisfied with the
description and condition of the item
listed above by you on the Ad, Please let me know if the
piece is
still available for sale?
..Like i said am totally
satisfied with the item..Wish i could talk to u on phone but am a deaf
and only uses a hearing-in paired phone the relay so please send
me a email if i can trust in you to handle this with care or leave a
message on my voice mail "***-***-****" it will be delivered as an
email to me as well,my Bank will be processing and mail a certified
draft to cover the cost of my purchase as am completely satisfied with
the advert.I will need the details of whom & where to mail the
draft.It will be delivered by the United Parcel Service within 3-4days.Please note 'United Parcel Service' do not deliver to P.O.Box
addresses
1.Name to be on the check
2.Home address
3.Telephone
Kindly delete the posting as am totally committed to buying from you
to save me cost,my mover will be coming over for the pick up right
only after the payment as been delivered,regards.


is this guy yanking my chain?

Yes, indeed.

I run a few online auction sites. Once in a while someone will sign up through a proxy server so I cannot trace their IP address. Then they send these emails and/or private messages to everyone on the site who is selling anything. The same message to all of them fishing for whomever will bite. (yes, most website administrators can read all private messages.) That email is one of the ones they send out, exactly word-for-word. Notice, there is no mention of the item or details about the item in the message. It is generic.

If you follow through, you will eventually learn that the certified draft is a fake. Although, your bank will not discover this until after the item has been shipped, (also per their instructions.)

The scammers are getting more creative.
 
Asking you to ship it and pay via paypal is a scam

I agree with everything else you said, just not this one. I have asked people to ship to me and pay via paypal. It never happened but only because after discussing the item more with the seller I ended up deciding not to buy.

I of course offered to speak with them on the phone and such.
 
Yes, indeed.

I run a few online auction sites. Once in a while someone will sign up through a proxy server so I cannot trace their IP address. Then they send these emails and/or private messages to everyone on the site who is selling anything. The same message to all of them fishing for whomever will bite. (yes, most website administrators can read all private messages.) That email is one of the ones they send out, exactly word-for-word. Notice, there is no mention of the item or details about the item in the message. It is generic.

If you follow through, you will eventually learn that the certified draft is a fake. Although, your bank will not discover this until after the item has been shipped, (also per their instructions.)

The scammers are getting more creative.

One thing I have found to also pay attention to is when they actually do mention the item by name, but it is in such a way that it is a clear cut and paste of the add title. I mean in some cases that is fine because there is no other way to describe it, but others the sentance just comes off sounding wierd.
 
..Like i said am totally
satisfied with the item..Wish i could talk to u on phone but am a deaf
and only uses a hearing-in paired phone the relay so please send
me a email if i can trust in you to handle this

is this guy yanking my chain?

Hmm... Let's see.... a DEAF MAN wants to buy a GUITAR from you...

I can't decide which is more hilarious... the fact that a "hearing-in paired" nigerian is responding to ads in the musical instruments section of craigslist... or the fact that you're not sure if it's a scam or not...
 
yeah from time to time. yourself?

Used to.

We broke up not that long ago.

Actually started a fairly infamous craigslist war by accident in providence by saying that cover bands shouldn't play on the same night as original bands under the banner of "the scene" or "local rock" because that dilutes what small chance weird/nonstandard bands have for creating a fan base and it drives away the audience that would go to a cover band, since the fans of original music generally hate to see a cover band and cover band fans don't go to shows to take chances.

We were called "the next" or "The Slimelords" depending on who you talked to in our band.
 
i plugged it into my little DAW at home and discovered it has a nice little buzz to it (whether my fingers are grounding the strings or not).

I have an old univox short-scale jazz copy. My brother played it when we were kids. I tried to record with it and it was buzzing like crazy. I took off the control plate and there was no ground wire going to the lug on the jack. It just grounded by the control plate. I added a normal ground wire like you see in a strat and the buzz went away. Is a real jazz bass wired like that?
 
Couldn't resist could you? pathetic!

Yeah, they are, aren't they.

Seriously. People who call themselves Christians tend to act anything but.

I worked with sex offenders for years and they 100% identified as either Catholic or Born Again.

All of our politicians are christian, we have corruption every which way.

The only people I've met in my life that have ever tried to fuck me over were the ones justifying it with religion.

The worst I've ever seen a Satanist do is make shitty metal.

EDIT:

What do you do, search the forums for "Christian" and make some asinine comment?

Go to hell. Ask yourself WWJD and then go hang from a cross without being a dick, because that's what he did. Haven't met many Christians that even try to follow his words, they're mostly hung up on some old testament shit that justifies whatever evil they're pouring down on this world. The era of your backward ass religion is ending. Get with the times.
 
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