Facetious - excellent word - the vowels are all present and in fact are, upon their appearance, in alphabetical order.
I also admire its proximity to faeces except that we all know the I O U is always implied and just as often inferred.
Mo Facto, I knew you were not serious but as you see I am down to my last straw! If someone wrote on here they master on a ipod with ear buds thru a PA system in dallas cowboy stadium I would reply with, " WOW! that is great very innovative please give your input on your in genus setup im sure many could benefit.