head cuttin' anyone??

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Very nice Tim...That was beautiful.

The magic of your fingers took me to a Villa in Spain this time, where my lover awaits me.

I just love how your tunes inspire of my imagination. :D

True :)
 
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excellent!

David K in the building! now this might get interesting again.. I got plenty more for you if it does! :mad:



Timothy Lawler - beautiful piece! as much as I like it, it's like showing up on the battle field with a bouquet of flowers! beautiful? yes.. Able to hold off an angry man who's chasing after you with a bloody flame thrower? No.. this is a war son!



You and David K belong at the local wine and cheese tasting festival! :mad:










the sport is war!

I'll be back after work... until then I leave you with an excerpt from War Ensemble by Slayer!








:mad:

Infiltration push reserves
Encircle the front llines
Supreme art of strategy
Playing on the minds
Bombard till submission
Take all to their graves
Indication of triumph
The number that are dead


Sport the war, war support
The sport is war, total war
When victory's a massacre
The final swing is not a drill
It's how many people I can kill
 
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one more thing..

what happened to metalhead28 and farview?


I thought they had a little more heart! :eek:


:)
 
B.SABBATH said:
what happened to metalhead28 and farview?


I thought they had a little more heart! :eek:


:)

Hey I'm back!

But...ummm.....I don't have another clip to post. :p

The only thing I accomplished this weekend was the tube / solid state / modeler shootout that everybody was after. (in the guitar forum)

I shall wank some more tonight I think. ;)
 
Hey I couldn't get Sabbath's or Doug's to work either......

Noisybob, Reel person, nice work

Tim , what can be said about that? I sure as hell can't do that. Does this mean it's all over? Do I even submit another try? :D

:p
 
Timothy Lawler said:
Hot playing in this thread. Enjoyed everybody's but couldn't get Sabbath's and Doug's to work over at Nowhere Radio.

Here's mine

Tim
Very nice as always Tim. The sound quality is just awesome....

But, looks like B Sabbath has stirred the pot...... :D :D
 
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Able to hold off an angry man who's chasing after you with a bloody flame thrower? No.. this is a war son!
This one isn't Rambo, it's Zorro (not the wimpy-ass Banderas Zorro... the original Zorro from TV, but real bad-ass). Zorro jumps in the scene and, and before his victim's finger can even squeeze the M60's trigger, carves an "L"... er, I mean an "Z" into Rambo's forehead. Just as deadly but in a classic way.

Ah, you're just pissed because no chicks got romantic over YOUR head cuttin'.

Tim
 
Timothy Lawler said:
This one isn't Rambo, it's Zorro (not the wimpy-ass Banderas Zorro... the original Zorro from TV, but real bad-ass). Zorro jumps in the scene and, and before his victim's finger can even squeeze the M60's trigger, carves an "L"... er, I mean an "Z" into Rambo's forehead. Just as deadly but in a classic way.

Ah, you're just pissed because no chicks got romantic over YOUR head cuttin'.

Tim

I gotta admit.....Tim probably would get the most chicks. :(

Way to go, Zorro!
 
metalhead28 said:
I gotta admit.....Tim probably would get the most chicks. :(

Way to go, Zorro!
I agree......But in the ensueing onslaught of head cutting wankage, I will bury my head, and most likely be the only survivor. Who gets the chicks then....???? :D :cool:
 
Just out of curiosity, Tim....
Do you ever play electric?
 
B.SABBATH said:
You and David K belong at the local wine and cheese tasting festival! :mad:

In the immortal words of Bugs Bunny:

Of course you know THIS........ means........................WAR :eek: :D

I am gonna hook up the J-Station and turn up the " Extra Lawrence Welk" patch to 11 :p
 
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you guys rule! :D






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alright Ladies listen up! Your attempts to turn this into a Tuperware party during my absence, have failed.. Let's get with the hating, people!






Timothy Lawler said:
This one isn't Rambo, it's Zorro (not the wimpy-ass Banderas Zorro... the original Zorro from TV, but real bad-ass). Zorro jumps in the scene and, and before his victim's finger can even squeeze the M60's trigger, carves an "L"... er, I mean an "Z" into Rambo's forehead. Just as deadly but in a classic way.


#1 - Zorro, or as I like to refer to him, "The Gay Blade," has just been given a job serving cheese sticks at the same wine tasting fair that you and David K are playing at!

be forewarned that this is not a situation where someone slaps you in the face with a white glove and says, "I challenge you to a fencing match sir."


this is post armageddon neo-barbaric nuclear warriors doing battle mad max style! :mad: In the end the winner will be able to say, "I cut the head of every shredder who dared show his face in this thread!" :mad:



Timothy Lawler said:
Ah, you're just pissed because no chicks got romantic over YOUR head cuttin'.



that's like saying I'm pissed because no chics get romantic when I shoot them point blank in the face with a grenade launcher! I wouldn't expect them to get romantic over that, I would expect them to get dead..

my head cuttin' was made for decapitation purposes after peace talks have already broken down.. primarily just during war times..

and besides that, I don't have to perform like some monkey to get a girl romantic! :mad:

maybe when this is over, if you survive, you can be my talking monkey! :mad:



It's funny how some of you panty wastes were unable to get my clip to play, or as I will refer to it from here on out, the winning clip! :mad:


I was forced to adjust the colors on my monitor due to the increasing yellow tint this thread gives off!

:mad:

now good day to you sir!
























































































I said GOOD DAY to you sir! :mad:




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:)


hey guys, cool this thread still has some life! have a good day everyone! :)



I gave everyone who participated some positive rep,










but I didn't mean it! :mad:
 
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Hi.












I'm back.





















Its me.












DavidK.


I must warn you, listen at your own risk, you may get hurt. :mad: All behold the glory that is DavidK. Dont forget: I am a serious pro who has shared the stage with some of rocks legends, including Donny Osmond and John Tesh. DONT TRY THIS AT HOME. :mad:

Please, adjust your safety googles. DO NOT LOOK INTO THE LIGHT. I am a-warning you, you might not be able to handle this, like that ambassador in Star Trek who would make you go crazy if you gazed upon him. :p

Heads will roll

This is a lotta fun guys, we should keep this going. I actually HATE my electric violin compared with my regular, but its good to dust the sucka off from time to time. :cool:
 
Z

:D :D :D

when I shoot them point blank in the face with a grenade launcher!
Just as I suspected... sissy sabby talks tough but has never actually fired a round from a grenade launcher.

A point blank target is a very bad idea.

You need to learn how to use a real man's weapon, and you can get a beginner's model here.

Z
 
Please, adjust your safety googles. DO NOT LOOK INTO THE LIGHT. I am a-warning you, you might not be able to handle this, like that ambassador in Star Trek who would make you go crazy if you gazed upon him.

Heads will roll
Wow, cool... sounds like a transcription for solo violin of the metal soundtrack from that old video game, Ski or Die. :cool:

Z
 
DavidK said:
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I must warn you, listen at your own risk, you may get hurt. :mad: All behold the glory that is DavidK. Dont forget: I am a serious pro who has shared the stage with some of rocks legends, including Donny Osmond and John Tesh. DONT TRY THIS AT HOME. :mad:
Please, adjust your safety googles. DO NOT LOOK INTO THE LIGHT. I am a-warning you, you might not be able to handle this, like that ambassador in Star Trek who would make you go crazy if you gazed upon him. :p
Heads will roll
I pulled out my earbuds at work just to hear this one.....SMOKIN' man....your shredding is awesome! I tried but could not help looking into the light. So now I'm typing from QWERTY memory....should've heeded the warning!
 
metalhead28 said:
Just out of curiosity, Tim....
Do you ever play electric?
I fear electric shock so I only play guitars with non-conductive strings.

Seriously, I once had a vintage '60s era SG that had the most beautiful mahogany and finish work I've ever seen, played like a dream, but I sold it in a moment of stupidity - thinking I didn't use it enough to justify keeping it. Loved that guitar. Now every time I pick up an electric the sorrow of the loss of that guitar overwhelms me and I just can't play. So I stick to the other type.

OK, really, just haven't played with it much. But the SG story is true.

Tim
 
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