LOL. Maybe if you stack them floor-to-ceiling in the corners?
Last night Amazon suggested these magical SOUNDPROOFING FOAM tiles to me:
Amazon.com: 2x12x12 (12 Pk) BURGUNDY/CHARCOAL Acoustic Wedge Soundproofing Studio Foam Tiles: Musical Instruments
The Q&A section on that page is enough to make any forum member here very angry...
Their city slogan should be "Whiting Indiana a great city to be from".