Howdy y'all.
Some angry foreign fella walked into ma store one day and demaynded I sellum a shit-tar. I tole em, "I don't udnerstaynd whut da hell yer sayin you dumb bastard".
He goes, "Shit-tar!!" I want shittar American!! Give me shittar NOW!!"
I says, "This aint no plummin outfit you dum bastard! If you want a shitter ya'll gotta take yerself down to Harveys Dixie Housewares!"
Then he goes on screamin at me in broken English about the President, Jihad and such.
We took em downstairs to the gimp.
