Oh yah...a confident man is definitely a big turn on...and a keeper at that..if he isn't an asshole in the confidence he is projecting, to attract the estrogen laden female, which is drawn into his web by that very fine line betwixt asshole and confidence.
A little incentive, to ensure your confident man, doesn't become an asshole man....
1.Now, once you turn on, remember to never leave said testosterone laden male, for more than 2minutes left to his own devices...this can lead to overheating, which can lead to meltdown of said input power.
2.Feed promptly in the morning, right after proper caressing to stimulate bwain power in the little bwain
, allowing it to express all thoughts... then shower well.
3.Send off with a kiss and hug ...and a pat to the ass, leaving the unspoken promise to kiss that ass later...
4.Upon his arrival home, his eyes will scope out signs of you sitting on your ass watching Opra and soap operas all day...make sure he'll find all tidy and in order...with the smell of a home cooked meal permeating the air...just don't let him hang his jacket in any of the closets....
5.Don't forget the muffled greeting of, "I missed you..how was your day honey?"....as you suck his tongue down your throat.
6.Let the home be cheerful and relaxing atmosphere...no rushing or demands be made at that moment in time...he just came in from a demanding and rushing world..all he wants now, is to be the rusher and demander of you...that is ok though, cause you baked him some special cookies and brewed some earthy tea...he will awaken refreshed in a hot bath, hog-tied just like it was farm day.
7.Have a few lightly scented candles burning, avoiding bright sunlight in the room where he is to relax, making sure those throw pillows have been plumped and fluffed up, so that he can start to unwind.
8.Have him sit in his favorite chair and remove his shoes...a gentle massage to temples, neck, scalp and feet will be greatly appreciated by him.
9.After massage, whilst waiting for the homemade rolls to come out of the oven, enjoy sipping a before-dinner cocktail with him...only yours won't have a tail....
10.After he has finished his meal, promptly clear any dishes from in front of him and replace with a refreshing dessert...don't forget to remove non-edible panties...that last ER bill was a doozy!!
11.Let him have full control of the remote and don't pout...use this time wisely in preparation for bed. Fresh linens are a must and no strong linen sprays should be used...after all, we are talking about sensitive nosed creatures here. They can smell a bitch in heat a mile away.
12.Just make sure, you ARE that bitch in heat...ready for their call of the wild. Otherwise, they may seek booty elsewhere...and she could very well wind up a fatal attraction..robbing you of that Loraina Bobbit moment yourself.
13. A lounging attire of a French-cut, sheer silk shirt with matching garter belt, no panties, along with silk stockings and spiked heels, will keep his eyes focused on you...the spiked heels can be quite uncomfortable for you to wear, but hey, it's all about sacrifice right?...and they do come in handy, when he asks you to walk on his back.
14.Never, never nag him and never never scold him in front of anyone...wait until you are in private...then you can scold him soundly as you paddle his ass...but always remember to kiss that sting away!
15.Praise his efforts for all he does for you...from bringing home the bacon to fixing the leaky pipe...oh..and don't forget the way he is so thoughtful, of making sure you never become idle with nothing to do...like mopping up the artful muddy trail he left on the kitchen floor...cleaning the greasy hand prints off the fridge...or wiping up those cute little sprinkles on the toilet sink.
16.To ensure his peaceful 8 hrs of sleep, you must pay close attention to both bwains at bedtime...a transfusion must first take place...this is where your role playing at nurse comes in...the large bwain must be bled, to save the smaller bwain from paralysis. This is usually a rather quick process, but sometimes there is a glitch in the processing, leaving the smaller bwain unable to spew forth it's happiness..that is when we must take the matter into our hands of experience and milk it for all it's worth...
It is so important, if you are to keep your man in his confidence and away from assholiness, to make him feel like your superman/hero...cause he is ya know! Just be sure to keep the Kryptonite handy, in a box by the bed...right next to the jar with his ballz in it....
If you marry a confident man, he will definitely be pussy whipped in no time, if you just remind him, that your state is a no fault, 50/50 state.
If you marry an asshole, you will need to adjust the #5 home baked cookies and earthy tea dosage just a tad....
