Distortion!!! Any and Everybody Come In And Help Me! I SUCK!

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I gave you a link for a free (legal) multi-tracker, and you still pirate. :(
 
Well I got nuendo over 2 years ago and I've only been on this board for about 6 months, so I didn't know good sir.
 
Robert D said:
A clear case of karma induced distortion. I'd recommend backing way off on the piracy knob and pushing up the honesty fader.
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Robert D said:
Do they take other kinds of rocks, or just granite?

-RD
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Best two posts of the thread! Wham Bam! :p



Nice to see South Side Glen descending into forum-induced apathy ... I warned you about sarcastic posts like this!!!! :D:D:D:D

For what you're doing, Eng, you might as well use one of the free software packages out there - instead of pirating for no reason!
 
Ya'll are making me feel bad about pirating nuendo. :(

Meanie-Heads
 
noisedude said:
Nice to see South Side Glen descending into forum-induced apathy
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Sorry to disappoint you, Rik, but if you think that this guy pissing me off because he doesn't know enough yet about audio to deterermine the source of his distortion, has the coconuts to commit grand theft x2 to steal professional high-end software and not even bother trying to learn it, comes on this board and ask those of us who have taken the time and effort to learn, to train ourselves and then use that learning and training to work our asses off to be able to earn and use that same software to help his sorry butt out; if that translates to apathy I think someone gave you a joke dictionary. :D

G.
 
SouthSIDE Glen said:
Sorry to disappoint you, Rik, but if you think that this guy pissing me off because he doesn't know enough yet about audio to deterermine the source of his distortion, has the coconuts to commit grand theft x2 to steal professional high-end software and not even bother trying to learn it, comes on this board and ask those of us who have taken the time and effort to learn, to train ourselves and then use that learning and training to work our asses off to be able to earn and use that same software to help his sorry butt out; if that translates to apathy I think someone gave you a joke disctionary. :D

G.
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That sentence was far too long to make sense of, but once again I must point out that my name is not Rik. :)

Apathy? I dunno. Cynicism? Perhaps. I hate to break it to you mate, but you're just another jaded forum veteran now!!!!!! :D:D:D

Nik
 
SouthSIDE Glen said:
Sorry to disappoint you, Rik, but if you think that this guy pissing me off because he doesn't know enough yet about audio to deterermine the source of his distortion, has the coconuts to commit grand theft x2 to steal professional high-end software and not even bother trying to learn it, comes on this board and ask those of us who have taken the time and effort to learn, to train ourselves and then use that learning and training to work our asses off to be able to earn and use that same software to help his sorry butt out; if that translates to apathy I think someone gave you a joke dictionary. :D

G.
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Brilliant!
 
Glen thanks for the dick-head response. Sorry not everybody can be a mixing guru like you are.
 
The Engineer said:
Glen thanks for the dick-head response. Sorry not everybody can be a mixing guru like you are.
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It has NOTHING to do with that and everything about your being a dickhead.

Now, stop being a dick-head and buy a legit program. Don't expect help from us for pirated software.
 
The Engineer, I hate to say it, but I'm afraid you are well on your way to having a red square beside your name. Pirating software, and asking for help with sentences like this

"Then I compress the fuck outta them until they sound like shit and they STILL distort. Of course the obvious statement would be "Why don't you EQ them numb nuts?" I tried that, still distorting. "

and then calling knowledgable members of the forum dickheads is not gonna get you far. I'm just warning you here for your own sake, cause there's a lot to learn on this forum if you mind your manners.

If the stuff that you have recorded is distorted, and it sounds distorted even when you play it back with all the levels real low, then it's being distorted while it's being recorded. No amount of EQ or compression is going to get rid of it, because the distortion has been recorded. You have to set your levels lower when you're recording. It sounds to me like you're overloading the preamp, but I'd have to know more about what you're using and what it's showing to say for sure.
 
fraserhutch said:
Now, stop being a dick-head and buy a legit program. Don't expect help from us for pirated software.
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That's where your wrong, sir. I never asked for help on Nuendo, so please read the thread properly and then make another idiotic accusation.

And Corban I appreciate the honesty, I wasn't trying to be rude or anything ... but he shouldn't come at me trying to put down the "newer" heads on here, instead he should lend a helping hand to those who are not as knowledgable as he is ...

Sorry Glen, I didn't mean to come off as an ass-hat.
 
The Engineer said:
That's where your wrong, sir. I never asked for help on Nuendo, so please read the thread properly and then make another idiotic accusation.
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You asked 'any and everybody' to come in and help with your general suckyness. Then you revealed you were using bootleg, pirated and illegal software. It was at that point you lost everybody's sympathy for your suckyness.

We've all read the thread 'properly' and our accusations are anything but idiotic.

If you are going to ask for help using illegally obtained pirated software, do not come here. Find a pirate site with as many experienced and patient homerecordists willing to share their knowledge as there are here and visit your questions and defensive rants on them.

In short, fuck off.
 
ssscientist said:
If you are going to ask for help using illegally obtained pirated software, do not come here.
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When the fuck did I ask for help on a pirated software? when? Exactly, never you fucking douche. Distortion has nothing to do with Nuendo, you lame-brained idiot. Pay attention and keep your finger out of your asshole, and fuck you too, btw.
 
The Engineer said:
When the fuck did I ask for help on a pirated software? when? Exactly, never you fucking douche. Distortion has nothing to do with Nuendo, you lame-brained idiot. Pay attention and keep your finger out of your asshole, and fuck you too, btw.
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Call Steinberg tech support and ask them - I'm sure they'll help you............
 
The Engineer said:
Ya'll are making me feel bad about pirating nuendo. :(

Meanie-Heads
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Ahh, don't feel too bad little buddy. The folks at Nuendo WANT you to pirate. That is HOW they GET you HOOKED on their product. They take the chance that YOU WILL buy a copy one fine day. It is all in the marketing.

Look at Microsoft. They are THE LEADER in software for all the world to buy and STILL they are FAR behind in any type of software copy protection.

Think about it real hard. MS has Trillions of $$$ and they still leave themselve really open for pirating. I know game companies that make like 1/10000th of what MS makes and their software is locked up tighter than a nuns legs on a friday nite.

BTW: I AM a software engineer by trade and I KNOW what these companies think and why they do what they do, all the time crying how piracy makes them LOSE $$$$. They damn well KNOW that piracy is the whole reason they are in buisiness. People need to use something to know if they should pont up the $$$$.
 
The Engineer said:
keep your finger out of your asshole.
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If you had the sense to keep your finger out of the light socket of admitting you were using pirated software you wouldn't need to use all these colorful metaphors to elucidate your displeasure with being criticized for it.
 
You're damn lucky you aren't already perm banned from this site. I know of a couple that would ban your ass immediately. You are aware that you've stolen a 2000 dollar piece of software, and if I'm thinking correctly that may be a felony. If I were you I'd delete any pirated software immediately, and make a formal apology, nobody on here approves of pirating. Its people like you that cause programs like Nuendo to cost 2 grand, its people like you that cause sony to almost f up thousands of computers, and its people like you that waste our time because you can't figure out how to operate your stolen software.
 
Well this all turned a little sour. I'm going to duck out!

I would point out, Engineer, that this forum is too fast-moving for people to need to put up with being insulted .... South Side Glen is actually extremely patient and well-reasoned but it seems like you managed to stir everyone else up whilst you took aim at him. Sorry it's worked out this way! I suggest you take a leaf from MCI's book - go away and sign up under another name, and start over.

Nik
 
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