www.putfile.com/kronpox
I record metal in my mom's basement (oh the cred). The aforementioned link has some of my work (the best, in my opinion, is 'Imperfect...', but check out whatever you'd like).
I use Beatcraft for my drums, and use all of the samples that came with it. I just use mad EQ, compression, and reverb from within Beatcraft on the individual parts of the kit to get mix-friendly results.
For the guitars I use my Randall RG75 solid-state combo (piece of junk), a Shure SM57, a Behringer UB1002 mixer, an M-Audio Fast Track USB interface, and Cool Edit Pro 2.0. Bass I DI into the Fast Track. Yes, my rig is abysmal, but I like to think the results are pretty good considering the crappiness of said rig.
sushi-mon; after that last post, I'd say you've already lost <_<