mattamatta
New member
Super Mario Rpg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Check Out These Mp3's From Alternative Rock Solo Artist Jesse Michael Garcia In Utah
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jessegarcia
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Are you speaking in tongues?
Give me something coherent to work with people ... please ...
Give me something coherent to work with people ... please ...
mattamatta
New member
Haha, you know you like RPG's.
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jessegarcia
New member
Humor me. What are you talking about?
dcwave
New member
Holy cow.....! Dude.... I have listened to about 30 seconds of one of your songs....
Seriously, I live Utah County. I am willing to help you record something that sounds a lot better. No charge. PM me
Seriously, I live Utah County. I am willing to help you record something that sounds a lot better. No charge. PM me
bsanfordnyc
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emser said:
wowo!!!! my SUCK-O-METER just exploded
bsanfordnyc
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jessegarcia said:
This is not a game. It's a joke. And you're the punchline.
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futurestar
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I think I just pissed my pants I'm laughing so hard!!!!!!!!!!! I'd have to say that this is one of the most entertaining threads I've seen so far on these boards!!!!! I think I'll go take a listen now ...
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ignition
New member
Father Time called...he wants his schtick back.
travis
travis
Purge
Traitorous Usurper
Yep, I'm bored at work.
This is just funny. And sad.
Doing a google search shows him as posting on the Bruce Willis and Lisa Presley fansites
, as well as Century Media's message board.
Century Media.
As in God Forbid, Shadows Fall, Lacuna Coil, and other bands that possess what we like to call "talent".
Jesse, you've already proven that you're just a little dork who has to garnish attention by acting like a prick. You've been called on it, you've basically admitted it, and now it's time to grow the fuck up. Anybody here would've respected the "difference" of your music if you hadn't been a pompous ass about it, and I truly feel sorry for you that you chose to actively avoid everything you could've learned from these people.
I honestly hate to be disrespectful to another musician who's trying to get his name out there, but that seems to be what you want, isn't it? Looks like I've done you a favor after all.
This is just funny. And sad.
Doing a google search shows him as posting on the Bruce Willis and Lisa Presley fansites
, as well as Century Media's message board.Century Media.
As in God Forbid, Shadows Fall, Lacuna Coil, and other bands that possess what we like to call "talent".Jesse, you've already proven that you're just a little dork who has to garnish attention by acting like a prick. You've been called on it, you've basically admitted it, and now it's time to grow the fuck up. Anybody here would've respected the "difference" of your music if you hadn't been a pompous ass about it, and I truly feel sorry for you that you chose to actively avoid everything you could've learned from these people.
I honestly hate to be disrespectful to another musician who's trying to get his name out there, but that seems to be what you want, isn't it? Looks like I've done you a favor after all.
Purge
Traitorous Usurper
Anyway, on to something that actually matters in the grand scheme of life.
This is my 250th post.
I should be caught up to The Bear by tomorrow.
This is my 250th post.
I should be caught up to The Bear by tomorrow.
chrisharris
King of Bling
MadAudio
Damned if I do
As if your ego wasn't entertainment enough!
Seriously, you need to listen to what people here are trying to say to you. There's nothing wrong with a positive self-image, but a little humility would do you a world of good. And wouldn't going from L.A. to Utah be considered a downgrade, music business-wise?
BTW, your vocals sound to me like Todd Rundgren on a bad acid trip. Acquired taste, indeed!
Track Rat
Just Your Average Sized Member
Now THAT'S funny.ignition said:
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nickjc
New member
just joined in, just listened.
What's supposed to be so original about this shit?
I've heard a million angsty 13 year olds play the same thing better.
how old are you again?
What's supposed to be so original about this shit?
I've heard a million angsty 13 year olds play the same thing better.
how old are you again?
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bazzlad
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FUCK ME!
Your new songs are actually amazing!
I'll admit it, I'm a convert, ignore these shallow-minded assholes on the board, they're just jealous of you and your talents, that's right Jesse, it's me and you now, me and you, in for the long haul, me and you against the world. We will be victorious! With your talent and my good looks how could we fail?
Note sarcasm.
I'VE HAD ENLIGHTENMENT. IT'S A NEW MARKETING PLOY!!!! IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW, STEVIE WONDER WAS BLIND, THIS GUY'S DEAF! HOW AMAZING! THE MOST TALENTED DEAF MUSICIAN SINCE BEETHOVEN.
Your new songs are actually amazing!
I'll admit it, I'm a convert, ignore these shallow-minded assholes on the board, they're just jealous of you and your talents, that's right Jesse, it's me and you now, me and you, in for the long haul, me and you against the world. We will be victorious! With your talent and my good looks how could we fail?
Note sarcasm.
I'VE HAD ENLIGHTENMENT. IT'S A NEW MARKETING PLOY!!!! IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW, STEVIE WONDER WAS BLIND, THIS GUY'S DEAF! HOW AMAZING! THE MOST TALENTED DEAF MUSICIAN SINCE BEETHOVEN.
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nueve
New member
Esta es la peor cojudez que he escuchado en mi vida, matate Garcia!!!
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jessegarcia
New member
Well, well ... where do I start?
Shall we talk music or should I do my stand-up routine?
First let me thank you for your time and attention. Then let me say that I welcome all of you newcomers to the most entertaining thread on this site.
Now ...
I post in a lot of forums for self promotion. This is true. For marketing purposes, this is a much more cost effective means of reaching people. Think about it ...
Ooohhh ... but you already have. And I do thank you for taking all that time to think about and research just me. I can get you an autograph too; but it won't be free you know ...
I take my interest's and pursuits seriously ... As you will see, through time ... I have only begun to seriously market myself within the last year or so. I have a long and wonderful tale to tell of my journey in life and my relationship with music; but this isn't the time or place to go into it ...
Free recording services? That is a generous offer. Forgive me if I don't take you seriously, but given the scope of the current conversation, any type of ruse is possible and likely. I consider this one of my main goals though, actually. In case some of you had missed it, I would love to have better sound quality. Shall I repeat that? If indeed you are serious, you know where you can contact me.
Wonderful! I was going for a "newer" sound on this cd. I am glad that you perceived it to be the work of the age group that I intended the music to be marketed to. The other aspects of your opinion have been noted as well ...
A simple reminder ... I do a vast amount of material; do not judge me just yet.
One more thing-
Please don't any of you more disturbed fans start attaching your Mp3 post's to mine. Just because know one pays attention to your music, don't try to latch on to my coat-tails; have a little self respect ...
Let this be a lesson for some of you. If your music is boring, it's boring. It may contain great musicianship, and it may be recorded perfectly; but if it keeps getting passed over like so many other Mp3 post's in the world, that should tell you something.
Deaf? Interesting ... If you only knew ...
All comment are welcome and appreciated.
Insanity resumes ...
Shall we talk music or should I do my stand-up routine?
First let me thank you for your time and attention. Then let me say that I welcome all of you newcomers to the most entertaining thread on this site.
Now ...
I post in a lot of forums for self promotion. This is true. For marketing purposes, this is a much more cost effective means of reaching people. Think about it ...
Ooohhh ... but you already have. And I do thank you for taking all that time to think about and research just me. I can get you an autograph too; but it won't be free you know ...
I take my interest's and pursuits seriously ... As you will see, through time ... I have only begun to seriously market myself within the last year or so. I have a long and wonderful tale to tell of my journey in life and my relationship with music; but this isn't the time or place to go into it ...
Free recording services? That is a generous offer. Forgive me if I don't take you seriously, but given the scope of the current conversation, any type of ruse is possible and likely. I consider this one of my main goals though, actually. In case some of you had missed it, I would love to have better sound quality. Shall I repeat that? If indeed you are serious, you know where you can contact me.
Wonderful! I was going for a "newer" sound on this cd. I am glad that you perceived it to be the work of the age group that I intended the music to be marketed to. The other aspects of your opinion have been noted as well ...
A simple reminder ... I do a vast amount of material; do not judge me just yet.
One more thing-
Please don't any of you more disturbed fans start attaching your Mp3 post's to mine. Just because know one pays attention to your music, don't try to latch on to my coat-tails; have a little self respect ...
Let this be a lesson for some of you. If your music is boring, it's boring. It may contain great musicianship, and it may be recorded perfectly; but if it keeps getting passed over like so many other Mp3 post's in the world, that should tell you something.
Deaf? Interesting ... If you only knew ...
All comment are welcome and appreciated.
Insanity resumes ...
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bazzlad
New member
If An Admin Reads This, Lock This Thread Infact Delete This Thread And Remove This Cancer From What Has Become To Me A Great Forum.
You Don't Like Competition Do You? Maybe I Should Start Hunting Down Your Threads And Raping Them, Like You Mar This Forum For Attention You Don't Deserve. If You Learn But One Thing From This Forum Learn This.
You Are Talentless.
I Know One Mans Junk Is Another Mans Gold, But Believe Me You Ain't No-ones Gold.
You Don't Like Competition Do You? Maybe I Should Start Hunting Down Your Threads And Raping Them, Like You Mar This Forum For Attention You Don't Deserve. If You Learn But One Thing From This Forum Learn This.
You Are Talentless.
I Know One Mans Junk Is Another Mans Gold, But Believe Me You Ain't No-ones Gold.
chrisharris
King of Bling
Nobody has done that you clueless fucktard. You don't own this thread, and I'll put whatever I want in it. You've gotten TONS of recording advice, NONE OF WHICH you've even acknowledged. Nobody has posted their own mp3's in here, and I can't believe you're in your mid 30's and still act like this.jessegarcia said:
PLEASE, MP3 FORUM, I BEG YOU...LET THIS PIECE OF SHIT THREAD DIE.
I'm done with this....
