Can You Guys Critique These Drums

[Greg_L]

So Greg, you wanna program some drums for a couple songs for me???

No. But you know I'll listen and give you human drummer feedback.

 

[JimmyS1969]

So Greg, you wanna program some drums for a couple songs for me???

Ha!

 

[minerman]

No. But you know I'll listen and give you human drummer feedback.

Lol....Yep, I know that man, I've pestered the living fuck out of you over that shit forever....

I even named one of my Superior/Slate kits after you....Rami sent me some drums a few days ago, so I guess I'll have to give him his own preset too.......

 

[Greg_L]

I think between Rami and me, you'll have the greatest drummers of all time guiding you to glory.

 

[minerman]

I think between Rami and me, you'll have the greatest drummers of all time guiding you to glory.

I didn't pester Rami like I have you (yet...), but he did offer to help me with stuff if I wanted....And I'd say between the 2 of you guys helping me, my programmed drums will be a lot better than they were before....Listening to my old stuff, I can definitely hear a difference in 'em, so thanks to both of ya......but, I'm still gonna pester you about 'em......

 

[justareviewer]

Like canned soup - nutritious, but it all pretty much tastes the same.

 

[bongoboy]

especially where the programmer is actually a really great drummer with seasoned chops.

Ya left this part out bongoboy.

I didn't leave anything out. Let's hear it.

 

[canadayjack]

Dude.

Hey, if I had
a room
acoustic treatment
a drumset
microphones
cables
an interface with enough inputs
a portable multi-input recording rig
and a drummer that will drum what I want, when I want them to...

I'd be using real drums as well!

Being able to use real drums is a privilege.

Or are you subtly offering to play drums on my tracks?
I've got a long list of songs that I could use drums on, Bubba

MIDI isn't inherently bad. It's not wanting to put time into it that makes it sound cheap.

I'd say quite the opposite. The amount of polish that goes into a modern record is absurd. It's the whole reason that we use drum replacement software in the first place.
If our standards were low, we'd be bashing at a shit drum set with a one mic setup and not care about perfomance issues. Instead, we go for this overly perfect alternative.

I have been sitting here with a live drum kit, in a room, miced up for three years waiting on someone to ask me to give them a hand on tracks. This is the first time I have seen any of you jackwagons mention anything regarding help. You all suck. I quit.

 

[miroslav]

I have been sitting here with a live drum kit, in a room, miced up for three years waiting on someone to ask me to give them a hand on tracks.

You haven't even been on HR for 3 whole years...
...and of your 10 posts, it doesn't appear like you ever offered.

You jackwagon.

 

[Greg_L]

lol

 

[easlern]

How do I get a drummer in my basement? I tried Craigslist. Is there a special nectar you guys drink? Maybe a call I can get at the sporting goods store.

 

[easlern]

Oh wow sorry, I didn't realize how old this thread was lol.