boom boom bap

[Supergroupie]

Bada dada SMAK!
psssssss..pldr...prrph..

Ok, which one of you recommended this here
"BEHRINGER BE666 Ultra giga super PRO"-kick drum mic?

 

[Nandoram]

OK 12/8 time...ready

chigachi-bap-ada-chigachi-bap
chigachi-bap-ada-chigachi-bap
brigida-brigida-brigida-brigida-

If I didn't know better, I think you just cussed us out in Spanish!!!

 

[Kryptik]

Kryptik, Your late man.....we recorded drums last week.

Session players.....jeesh

Hey, I show up whenever the hell I feel like it.

 

[andydeedpoll]

ah, drummers. the only people who can accurately write what their instrument sounds like.

we have a joke in the wind band i play in, that theres a difference between percussionists (who are 'instrumentalists') and the drummer (who's just a drummer ). we always tease him, telling him "wow, that was a nice melody you played there, Tim" and "i bet you we're Well confused when you first saw a piano. i bet you got some sticks out and started smacking it!"

sadly, this thread isn't helping to change this image ...

(and i'm a trombonist. even a trombonist feels the right to take the piss... )

Andy

 

[fraserhutch]

What did the drummer get on his SATs?






















Drool.

hehe, just kidding

 

[MadAudio]

For those just picking up double kick...


Dooga-dooga-chaga-dooga-do-cha-dooga-chaga-dooga
Dooga-dooga-chaga-dooga-do-cha-dooga-chaga-dooga
Dooga-dooga-chaga-dooga-do-cha-dooga-chaga-dooga
Dooga-dooga-chaga-dooga-do-cha-dooga-chaga-dooga

Dooga is the kick
Cha is the snare

 

[ez_willis]

This thread's actually ez'er to read than a walters post.

 

[Kryptik]

lets work on limb independance

boom ping boom chick crack chick
boom crack boom chick ping chick... repeat

BOOM chick crack crack chick ping crack boom... repeat

 

[RezN8]

you asked for it!

ah, drummers. the only people who can accurately write what their instrument sounds like.

yadda yadda, blah, blah, blah...

sadly, this thread isn't helping to change this image ...

(and i'm a trombonist. even a trombonist feels the right to take the piss... )

Andy

How do you make the trombone player's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza sign off the roof.

Uh badda bing - uh badda boom.

 

[drummerdude666]

And now for some FUNK!

ping crack ping thud ping crack pingping crack crack ping thud ththththhthtda da! fi boom bap! siz pig ping, ping crack ping crack ping crack *drum roll* ththththththththththththththththt crash!!!!!!!!!! shuuuuuPANG!

I LIKE this thread

 

[MichaelM]

RLRR LRLL RLRR LRLL RLRR LRLL RLRR LRLL

Get the basics down, the rest will come with PRACTICE

 

[thane1200]

chitty-chitty-bang-bang?

 

[drummerdude666]

close thane1200. But something like this would be more appropriate for a film score.

x----x-x-x-----x-x-x---x--x-xx-x--x--x-x-
-----------o-o------o------------o-o----
----x---x---x---x---x---x---x---x---x---x
-----0------0-0-----0-0-0------0--0--0--
0---0----0----0---0----0----0----0----0-
----x-----x----x----x----x---x----x----x-

 

[PhilGood]

How do you make the trombone player's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza sign off the roof.

Uh badda bing - uh badda boom.

Naw, tombone players are too lazy to deliver pizza.

Oh, and it should be "How do you make a trombone player's DADS car more aerodynamic?".

 

[ggunn]

blickum blickum blickum blickum

boom boom bap, buh-boom boom bat...

Ya got mud on your face, ya big disgrace....

 

[foreverain4]

this thread provides wonderful insight into the mind of.... "the drummer" (with heavy british accent)


no wonder i always get drummers in the studio that, upon playback, say, "i never knew that is what you sang there.... !"

 

[David Katauskas]

Well, I'm not a drummer...but I'll give it a try:

boom - whap - boom - splash - boom - dink

ahhhh ... screw it ... I suck

 

[drummerdude666]

........................................................................................................................................................BANG!

 

[lovegoodsoul73]

Dying from laughter

ya gotta know...this thread is absolutely hilarious....you guys should publish a book or something
...jimbo, just a guitar player

 

[mjareo]

To pull out an oldie but a goodie....

What do you call a guitarist who just broke up with his girlfriend?









Homeless.

Da-dum---crash