As Good As A Neumann But Cheaper

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This is actually quite entertaining and also embarrassing considering this crap is coming from Oz. Thank fuck he is on the other side of the country.



BUNYIP you pimply faced little sand-groper!!!

No-one requested a pic of the mic itself.........we can see that if we go to the ebay site.

What was asked for was two clear, preferably close up(ish) pics of the mics pcb's (printed circuit boards)..............it really is quite easy and safe to open these mics up.
But please if you are going to do it concentrate on the mics internals and don't go trying to prove some obscure thing by including half a guitar and a mic case.

And as before you continue to ignore any rational intelligent questions asked of you.



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ausrock said:
What was asked for was two clear, preferably close up(ish) pics of the mics pcb's (printed circuit boards)..............
C'mon, Aus! you know he's not going to do that. Then you would see the MXL 2001 circuit boards inside, ROTFL!:p
 
LMAO............

Hey Fp, I can live in hope:) . Actually I don't have pics of that many pcb's yet, but even in the ones I do have there are certain similarities in design.


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Bunny: "This microphone is really great."

Friend: "Thanks, mate. You're not just saying that cuz we're good friends?"

Bunny: "Nope... sounds like a Noyman u87."

Friend: "Super."

Bunny: "Listen, can I buy this from you?"

Friend: "Sure can!"

Bunny: "Groovy... here's my money."

Friend: "Whoa... slow down, mate. (Holds up mic) If you want this, go to E-Bay."

Bunny: "Oh, who's selling them?"

Friend: "It's me! This is simply the way I choose to do business with you. Sure, I could just hand it to you and take your money, but E-Bay rocks, mate."

Bunny: "True enough."

(Less than 48 hours later, Bunny had the mic in his hand.)

Bunny: "Look what just came!"

Friend: "Hey, it's your mic! Thanks for doing business with me."

And, with a simple shaking of hands, yet another mutually satisfying transaction was completed.
 
BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT
IF CAME ON THE SCENE TOUTING A NEW PRODUCT YOU GUY"S WOULD HAVE GIVEN ME EVEN LESS OF A CHANCE
ALL YOU GUY"S SAY IS SCAM SCAM SCAM.
ALL IT WOULD TAKE IS A COUPLE OF YOU BACKYARD BOY"S
TO PUT YOU'R PIGGY BANKS TOGETHER AND TAKE OUR CHALLENGE
AND SEE FOR YOURSELF>
FUCK IF IT WAS'NT AS GOOD AS WE SAY IT IS WHY WOULD WE SPEND SO MUCH TIME DEVELOING IT ONLY TO SELL ONE AND HAVE BAD FEEDBACK EVERYWHERE????
 
You have heard the song "MAYA" you can hear we are not scammers(who spend months in the recording studio) to produce a wicked "creamy" Sounding song
Yeah like we sat down a nd said hey lets sell these guy's shit.and make our selves accomplished muso's and engineers,as well as getting top engineer's with big reputations to lie for us.
so when we sell only one on ebay we will get negative feedback
FOR FUCKS SAKE ...........THEY ARE SOLD ON EBAY only FOR THAT VERY REASON GOOD FEEDBACK!!!!!
 
RE PCB

Like I said they are very guarded about showing the modification off
Try and ask neumann to pull apart a U87 and photograhph it NOT LIKLEY!!
 
Thing is Bunyip, I wasn't asking Neumann to pull apart a mic........I was asking you. It really is a simple 30 second procedure with this style of mic.

I'm not surprised that someone is being guarded about the "mods". I know exactly how simple and cheap it is to mod an Asian mic to alter and improve it's sound (within reason) and even considering the special price,let alone the original RRP of this J&T, if it was me behind this, I wouldn't be admitting things either as you are ripping people off severely.

Consider this;........

This mic is a base model........no pad, roll-off, etc.

The following prices are for re-badged Asian mics similar to the J&T Feilo, either standard models or with additional features............

$399
$199
$255
$399
$395
And the killer.........this next one even includes the same extras as the J&T..............$595

Also consider that these are mainly RRP, NOT the discounted street price, and are being marketed here in Aust., by companies that are big enough t swallow your friend without thinking twice. It is also possible that most of these mics are custom modded to order. BTW, a phantom power supply costs sweet fuck all to manufacture, so the inclusion of that really is insignificant.



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Re: RE PCB

bunyip said:
Like I said they are very guarded about showing the modification off
Try and ask neumann to pull apart a U87 and photograhph it NOT LIKLEY!!

Schmuck, there are thousands of '87's all over the world. There is no fucking secret as to what's inside... and there is no secret as to what is inside of your piece of shit.

It's a fucking cheap assed Chinese fuckin' capsule... with all the hills and valleys and other nasty shit that you see on all the fucking Chinese capsules when you put them under a microscope... it's you typical cheap assed Chinese parts collection on a circuit board that may or may not have "issues" [QC... to some it's still a city in China]...

It's been a fun couple of days... but you're really starting to turn into a whiney fuck... anybody order one of these? Didn't think so.

You tried a marketing ploy, you're not very good at the whole marketing schtick... it failed miserably. Move the fuck on already. Cut your losses.

Face reality, you're an illiterate prick with a piece of shit product. Another minute of living with the confines of reality... there are 40 other 'resellers' of the Chinese shit... you're nothing special. Get the fucking thing to a reasonable price point [probably somewhere around $89 USD] and you'll sell some. How fucking difficult a concept is this for you to grasp?

Modification, shmodification... unless you start to get specific [chapter and fucking verse] about your modification process, or the point of your great "modification" you're just another airbag sack of shit with piss poor communication skills. Did you change the way the capsule is charged? Did you change the response of the amplifier? Better slew rate? Lower noise floor? Transient response? What the fuck is it that makes this piece of shit so fucking special? Tell me, I wanna fucking know...

Like I said, you've been fun to kick around for the past coupla days... but at least for me it's starting to wear thin... so either "put up" or "shut up" will ya?

BTW, I'm sitting here with Tommy DeVito... he has a message for you: "go fuck your mother"

Thanks Tommy... isn't he great? He'll be here all week... hope you won't be.
 
I DONT CARE IF Danny Divito is there with you.
You are very Ignorant and its no wonder that backward thinking like your's is so prolific.
You boldy state that this is a "piece of shit "and you haven't even heard this unit.
All I know is one day you WIIL be eating you words!!!
To set in your old ways.
So its true 40 years ago anything made in Japan was termed a peice of shit, Now SONY are nobody are they??
So im a bad typer you can use any littlle petty thing to degrade and humiliate.
THE ONLY THING WEARING THIN IS YOUR IGNORANCE
 
Yeah... right, it's my ignorance that's all over this thread... sure.

Asshole, what you don't know could fill a book.
 
As far as Spamming goes,I am not a spammer.
I am here to discuss (responsibly) The HA-101 unique (yes it is)
qualities,
LOOK in your computer where is it made???
manufacturers use each others components to create their products.
 
Flame Flame Flame.
Fletcher what credentials do you have?
What setup do you run???
 
"with all the hills and valleys and other nasty shit that you see on all the fucking Chinese capsules when you put them under a microscope"

See the ignorance starts again we have put the HA-101 under the microscope INDEPENDANTLY (spectrograph) Do you own a spectrograph??
And its lumps and bumps were very impressive.
NOTHING NASTY HERE
 
WELL FLETCHY??
CREDENTIALS
OR IS YOU BARK WORSE THAN YOUR BITE??
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..NO
Thought as much
 
Well golly... I got a credit on the last Aerosmith record... does that count? Have a nice little platinum record on the wall with my name on it for Soundgarden's "Superunknown" record... is that hip enough or is that record too old? There are a dozen or so 'gold and platinum' plaques on the wall at the office... there are another dozen or so albums where I never got a plaque... Like "Ozzy"? Check out "Ozzmosis"... my name's in there... is that cool enough for ya?

Don't know if I'll get a credit or not but I spent some time hanging around the not yet released 'Thursday' album that's coming out on Island/Def Jam... and your credits would be what?
 
Well then why didn't you say so!!!
I know this site is called home recording.com so I was not expecting such quality, and I do mean some of the feedback (even the nasty stuff) has been very good.
I know how much distrust there is out there and spam is rife.
But I have no intention of any offence to any one.
If you would like a Mic to test (to prove a point) im sure it could be arranged.
 
Well then why didn't you say so!!!
I know this site is called home recording.com so I was not expecting such quality, and I do mean some of the feedback (even the nasty stuff) has been very good.
I know how much distrust there is out there and spam is rife.
But I have no intention of any offence to any one.
If you would like a Mic to test (to prove a point) im sure it could be arranged.
 
BIGYAP -- all I can say is:
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
Lovely SPAM... oh wonderful SPAM

Give it up, and get the fuck outta here, moron......... no one here is buying your bullshit......... :rolleyes:
 
Hey fuck breath... we were putting our credits on the table... where are yours?

Put up or shut up motherfucker.
 
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