No really, I'm serious... I was laughing so hard it hurt. It was probably part sleep deprivation and the slap happy that comes with it, but I had the giggles man and I couldn't stop.
You're a good egg, chewbacaface, and I'm sure you mean well (well somewhat sure), but if you're willing to consider my advice, I say delve deeper into analog to discover and master all those things that people like me can do with it and that you would like to be able to accomplish yourself. IMO, you're doing what many people do... give up on analog prematurely before they have a chance to really grasp it. And that's what these forums are about... for people to learn the techniques and increase their knowledge of analog technology. The sound you want is all there in your analog machines, but you have to know how to get it out. You can use a plug, but you still don't have the character and nuances of analog tape. I had to learn it all once too. I wasn't born knowing it.
And keep in mind, the Analog Only forum was specifically created in the beginning for people to discuss real analog recording and analog equipment. You’re talking about a digital plugin here that has nothing to do with analog recording. There have been many analog sims before this one and there will be many yet to come… unless of course the collective IQ of the recording community suddenly and significantly increases. Each new plugin claims it's really got it this time and the others were missing something.
One of the latest analog simulating digital plugs is by Slate Digital. Quite a few people are taken in by the pseudo technical sales pitches for these things because the marketers write them with some basis of truth and plenty of big words to sound impressive. I'm not impressed, but these things aren't marketed to people like me because they know I know too much to be taken in. These products are aimed at neophytes. Some day when you can watch a sales pitch like the following and it makes you laugh your ass off because you know better, well, be happy and proud because you've arrived and you don't have to settle for these gimmicky plugs because you know how to use the real thing.
By the way, does anyone else notice how much this sounds like a boner pill commercial on late night TV?