I am not dead. I know you're all really concerned that I was lying in a smoldering heap on the floor next to my amp, but I was just at work.
I come back and 7 pages of stuff that I will try to sort through later. I will note that the amp is 2 prong. I am also totally with Lt Bob on the safety thing. This is really just an annoyance at this point. Kind of like licking the end of a 9 volt battery, only 4-5 times stronger. I've actually done it intentionally a few times just to confirm the experience, but it isn't so fun when it is unexpected. The house is old and the wiring is probably sketchy with a mixture of 2 and 3-prong outlets (3-prong used here). It does have circuit breakers, and they uh...appear to be in order? The guitar is really old and noisey too. Only the Roland is newer and in reasonably good shape.
Someone mentioned static electricity, and while I have noticed an abundance of that this winter, I don't think it could account for a jolt of this magnitude?
Someone mentioned a picture...there are photos of the room in the "let me see your studio" thread around page 340 something...but it would be hard to capture the actual event on film, so I drew a quick sketch to further illustrate my situation. I hope this helps:
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Oh, good news - I'm still crack-free!