Why must my mono songs become converted to "stereo" on cd

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PhilGood said:
It probably connected parts of your brain that shouldn't really be talking to each other. An airplane is wired like an airplane for a reason.
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A junkie with recording gear disturbs me....and internet....
 
Dang it!

Everybody left.


I guess the highway patrol came and had the cars towed, the road is cleared, the bodies are all on stretchers and left in an ambulance.










Why do I miss all the fun.:(
 
PhilGood said:
Dang it!

Everybody left.


I guess the highway patrol came and had the cars towed, the road is cleared, the bodies are all on stretchers and left in an ambulance.










Why do I miss all the fun.:(
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I posted a kick ass mono song....
 
Mambo me dog face into the banana patch...




Corndogs weird reference of the day.











Makes more sense than this thread.:rolleyes:
 
So I listened to a few tracks. I don't think it deserves the vehemenance that some members reacted to it, but I don't think it's that great.

It reminds me of when we would finish a mix in school how it would be presented infront of the class. There was a dude in class who did a lot of drugs, and all he really did was copy the stereo mix, reverse the whole thing, put a flanger on it and printed both stereo tracks again to a stereo mix. It was horrifically awful and the teacher told him it was really bad but he'd fight tooth and nail that it was a good mix.

Some dudes just never learn I guess.
 
AndyK12 said:
So I listened to a few tracks. I don't think it deserves the vehemenance that some members reacted to it, but I don't think it's that great.

Some dudes just never learn I guess.
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I think it's not the quality of the music, so much as the insanity that goes with the posting.

I was thinking it would be funny to create an account and "admit" to being really Jordan and that the whole thing is a joke.

But instead I bumped this thread.
 
reklus said:
I think it's not the quality of the music, so much as the insanity that goes with the posting.

I was thinking it would be funny to create an account and "admit" to being really Jordan and that the whole thing is a joke.

But instead I bumped this thread.
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that could've worked Rek......you should've gone with that,....you would've had a lot of believers.....and neg rep....lol.
 
rek, how dare you. you'll see, im going to be a real star and change everything! rek, you aint gonna change lives or music! i know its in me! and its coming!
 
JordanD said:
rek, how dare you. you'll see, im going to be a real star and change everything! rek, you aint gonna change lives or music! i know its in me! and its coming!
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So if you want to change lives and music, why don't you start by making music that people would listen to?

Think pre-2004 Nine Inch Nails, lots of easily acccessible pop, ambient, or industrial crap on the surface that is really musically much more complex and so much more effort to produce than his contemporaries. offering something with mass appeal and then adding the mind blowing part so that only those listening will hear it is way more likely to change people's minds than music made by one who only thinks of what appeals to his drug.

Not drug addled mind, I meant appeals to his drug.

Hunter Thompson comes to mind when I read this thread.

(read as Johnny Depp as Raoul Duke)

"I've learned that you can turn your back on a man, but to never turn your back on a drug" or something like that.

I was on most of what was described in the movie and book last time I read or saw either.
 
JordanD said:
jtc, i appreciate your criticism and helpful words. but i think your songs words sound too much like those acoustic christian worship guys who play on the religon channel, unless one of those guys are you! in the gold queen, the ruling world doesnt crash to the ground til the instrumental part that illustrates war and then it crashes! but its actually something else, i think the best songs are ones that could mean many things!

what do you think of this new song i wrote? :) wait til you hear the album, its coming out in 7 days!

oh princess sleep in the willows where the air doesn't care
and your room was old like the ghost that lives in the stairs
the wind used to blow when the birds would sing your name
the sun would glow as the gods beamed with pain, to take from your veins
blood pools in the secrets that your smile wont hide
only a kiss from a prince could flow through a stream
on a wooden boat in the stars, where angels fly in our dreams
lucifer is lost in the woods of the earth, so why don't we try
i kept a journal of thoughts I've hid from the world
but i'll show them to you because i know you are true
untainted by the ill of the peoples will, your heart is new
with no scar tissue to wound the pride, that lives in your eyes
you see clear as the watery tears that fall by my side
because you never wondered or wandered far from your soul
a light will glow the brightest when everything is quiet
and nothing is stirring inside your home of silence
If you died I swear to god I would come up and rip you from the clutches of heaven
you can't hide once your name comes up on the loom of fate
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I would like you to record one of my songs. We can partner up and make millions.

Here it is:
By the white hot moon we shine
from the stars and galaxies
somewhere the hole in time
looks like falacies
shape up, ship out
fly with the hawks
stop here, stop there
proceed with the talks

Mankind is in rewind
the monkeys seem to flock
around the king the queens rebel
to sever off his cock
Oh man I said the King is dead
the queen has shelved his manhood
it is the time to try to find
a substitute of wood

The clock is ticking, it takes a licking, the strap is made of leather
the way I see it, this could be it, we wait to see the weather

We wait (we wait) We wait (we wait) We wait to see the weather
We want (we want) We want (we want) We want one made of leather.
 
Jordan,
Please, in the interests of hygeine:
If it's coming, point it the other way - my keyboard in grungy enough as is.
Your lyric isn't too bad in the flowery bloom of adolescence (it reads as if written by a slightly out of it & rather infatuated 17 year old) but you do need to do a serious rewrite as, for instance, the last two lines contradict each other.
I still write badly & still like a 17 year old - retarded emotional development but not as a result of "certain substances".
Is this to be your 2nd album & event?
Could you provide a count down please - that would asist me in turning the monitor the other way.
 
JordanD said:
... you'll see, im going to be a real star and change everything!
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I thought you did that with your 7th album. Maybe I just wasn't paying attention.

I still can't believe this thread is still going!!! And I can't believe I just posted to it again.... :o
 
JordanD said:
rek, how dare you. you'll see, im going to be a real star and change everything! rek, you aint gonna change lives or music! i know its in me! and its coming!
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Ya know what??? I finally believe you!!!

I think this is absolutely the future of music! You'll be HUGE!!!

As a matter of fact, I think you should promote the HELL out of this!

Here's what you should do. You should put as much money into this as you can get and really promote and push it! Borrow the money if you can! Since you're only 22 and your credit probably isn't there yet, you should probably borrow the money from the mafia! Don't worry, it'll work! It'll all be fine!

Find a local gangster, tell them you need to borrow about $55,000,000. It's pocket change to them and they'll jump on it since you're already in the papers! That should be enough to do a great job of magazine promotion, TV, web promotion and billboards, as well as packaging and distribution. Get it out there WORLDWIDE!! You don't need any for recording costs, because you already have it recorded and you already have "that sound"! Tell them if they'll loan you the money, you'll guarantee they'll at least double their money within 2 weeks of the release of the record! If it doesn't deliver you will pick out your favorite spot along the Florida keys and they can "drop you off" anywhere along the bridge and they can pick out the shoes they want you to wear. It's like MONEY IN THE BANK for them!!! What an investment for them!!! Plus, since it's guaranteed to be a huge hit, if you pay them back $110,000,000 you'll have an amazing amount of money for yourself above and beyond that!

It's guaranteed to work! Seriously! The mob is always looking for a way to make money and you'd be their GOLDEN CHILD! Then they'd back every project you have after that! Oh my God! They'd really make absolute BANK on it!!

Do it!!!!!!!!
 
PhilGood said:
Ya know what??? I finally believe you!!!

I think this is absolutely the future of music! You'll be HUGE!!!

As a matter of fact, I think you should promote the HELL out of this!

Here's what you should do. You should put as much money into this as you can get and really promote and push it! Borrow the money if you can! Since you're only 22 and your credit probably isn't there yet, you should probably borrow the money from the mafia! Don't worry, it'll work! It'll all be fine!

Find a local gangster, tell them you need to borrow about $55,000,000. It's pocket change to them and they'll jump on it since you're already in the papers! That should be enough to do a great job of magazine promotion, TV, web promotion and billboards, as well as packaging and distribution. Get it out there WORLDWIDE!! You don't need any for recording costs, because you already have it recorded and you already have "that sound"! Tell them if they'll loan you the money, you'll guarantee they'll at least double their money within 2 weeks of the release of the record! If it doesn't deliver you will pick out your favorite spot along the Florida keys and they can "drop you off" anywhere along the bridge and they can pick out the shoes they want you to wear. It's like MONEY IN THE BANK for them!!! What an investment for them!!! Plus, since it's guaranteed to be a huge hit, if you pay them back $110,000,000 you'll have an amazing amount of money for yourself above and beyond that!

It's guaranteed to work! Seriously! The mob is always looking for a way to make money and you'd be their GOLDEN CHILD! Then they'd back every project you have after that! Oh my God! They'd really make absolute BANK on it!!

Do it!!!!!!!!
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It's so obvious it's brilliant. I'm just jealous I didn't think of it. Jordan--you are listening to this advice, aren't you? Better yet--you are following it, aren't you?

Go for it, dewd!
 
MCI2424 said:
I would like you to record one of my songs. We can partner up and make millions.

Here it is:
By the white hot moon we shine
from the stars and galaxies
somewhere the hole in time
looks like falacies
shape up, ship out
fly with the hawks
stop here, stop there
proceed with the talks

Mankind is in rewind
the monkeys seem to flock
around the king the queens rebel
to sever off his cock
Oh man I said the King is dead
the queen has shelved his manhood
it is the time to try to find
a substitute of wood

The clock is ticking, it takes a licking, the strap is made of leather
the way I see it, this could be it, we wait to see the weather

We wait (we wait) We wait (we wait) We wait to see the weather
We want (we want) We want (we want) We want one made of leather.
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I'll bite because this crosses the sarcasm barrier. Is this real or is it memorex?
 
PhilGood said:
Ya know what??? I finally believe you!!!

I think this is absolutely the future of music! You'll be HUGE!!!

As a matter of fact, I think you should promote the HELL out of this!

Here's what you should do. You should put as much money into this as you can get and really promote and push it! Borrow the money if you can! Since you're only 22 and your credit probably isn't there yet, you should probably borrow the money from the mafia! Don't worry, it'll work! It'll all be fine!

Find a local gangster, tell them you need to borrow about $55,000,000. It's pocket change to them and they'll jump on it since you're already in the papers! That should be enough to do a great job of magazine promotion, TV, web promotion and billboards, as well as packaging and distribution. Get it out there WORLDWIDE!! You don't need any for recording costs, because you already have it recorded and you already have "that sound"! Tell them if they'll loan you the money, you'll guarantee they'll at least double their money within 2 weeks of the release of the record! If it doesn't deliver you will pick out your favorite spot along the Florida keys and they can "drop you off" anywhere along the bridge and they can pick out the shoes they want you to wear. It's like MONEY IN THE BANK for them!!! What an investment for them!!! Plus, since it's guaranteed to be a huge hit, if you pay them back $110,000,000 you'll have an amazing amount of money for yourself above and beyond that!

It's guaranteed to work! Seriously! The mob is always looking for a way to make money and you'd be their GOLDEN CHILD! Then they'd back every project you have after that! Oh my God! They'd really make absolute BANK on it!!

Do it!!!!!!!!
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So, anyone know if he took my advice? Is there a release in the works?

Is it on shelves yet?
 
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