When can one call themselves a guitar player?

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When can one call themselves a guitar player?

  • When you own a guitar.

    Votes: 4 6.1%

  • When you can string two chords together seamlessly

    Votes: 19 28.8%

  • When you can play Stairway

    Votes: 5 7.6%

  • When you wiggle your finger and it goes 'Wha~a~a~a~a'

    Votes: 20 30.3%

  • When then?

    Votes: 18 27.3%
  • Total voters
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savageblues

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When can one officially call themselves a guitar player?

I always tell people that if you can consistently play a fully barred B or F, you're there.
 
If you play more then one chord in succession and a girl thinks it's cool, then I won't argue with it.
 
When SOMEONE ELSE says you're a guitar player. If you say it yourself, you're a wanna be.
 
If you've ever gotten laid as a direct result of your playing, you're there.
 
fraserhutch said:
If you've ever gotten laid as a direct result of your playing, you're there.
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Like I said............. :D
 
If you have ever watched Stevie Ray Vaughn or Eric Clapton play and said to yourself, "I could do that." ...then you might be a guitar player.
 
ggunn said:
If you have ever watched Stevie Ray Vaughn or Eric Clapton play and said to yourself, "I could do that." ...then you might be a guitar player.
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If you said to yourself, "I could do that.........better!" ...then you might be a keyboard player.
 
If your idea of fun is wanking on Jackson through a Marshall in GC on a Saturday afternoon trying to play "Smells Like Teen Spirit", you might be a guitar player.
 
If your parents, neighbors or dog have eer yelled at you to "turn that nonsence down," you might be a guitar player.
 
If your girlfriend is a stripper, you're a guitar player.
 
When someones says 'play something we all know'
 
soundchaser59 said:
If you said to yourself, "I could do that.........better!" ...then you might be a keyboard player.
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Amen!

That's the shit that resulted in me kicking my stupid keyboarders ass to the curb. He still argues that he can do anything a guitar player can. What a joke.

We call him Gaythoven

Adam
 
Gosh, by all the criteria people have posted, I'm a guitar player... except for the "Teen Spirit" thing.

My answer was gonna be "I don't know, 'cause I've been doing it for 40 years and I still don't call myself a guitar player."
 
If you're complaining about how you can't play because your knee/scalp/shoelaces hurt, you might be a drummer
 
If you think you can play it better, but can't play a note, you might be a singer.
 
ScreamingHead69 said:
If you think you can play it better, but can't play a note, you might be a singer.
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Now THAT'S funny.
 
when then

IMHO



When playing guitar brings the food on yer table.


...which means I'll never be more than an amateur.. :rolleyes:


..can't go telling everyone you're a rocket scientist if you go around cleaning rooms for a living?...
 
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You were just pissed that he was right.

marshall409 said:
Amen!

That's the shit that resulted in me kicking my stupid keyboarders ass to the curb. He still argues that he can do anything a guitar player can. What a joke.

We call him Gaythoven

Adam
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