1 - With rubber bands attatch a buttered piece of toast (butter side-up) to the back of a healthy house cat..
2 - Drop the cat from a safe distance from the floor (say shoulder high)..
Now the laws of physics dictate that both the cat and the toast must land face down, inversly that being impossible, neither can. The result is something I call "Centrifical Bumblepussy". Sample and pitch shift to your key center of the moment.
I haven't figured out how to get the toast off of the cat yet, please forward any suggestions........