What's wrong with this mic?

  • Thread starter Thread starter getuhgrip
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Well kids, I'm gonna differ to Principal Gerst on this one.
I think c7 snuck in as Riley to give the chinese heave-ho! :D

I really was wondering if anybody had tried the thing cause..yeah, at $150 it's kinda tempting for a L/D with a sparkplug!

Ya'll get a slice of raisin pie for your efforts! Littledog gets a milkbone. :cool:
 
chessrock said:


Alright.

Marketer: "Wow. Check this beauty out. It has tubes! T-U-B-E-S. And as we all know, tubes = warm. Look at that baby glow, and imagine how warm your recordings will be when they get tube-charged for only $150."

Okay, so who who wants to play the buyer and respond to my outrageous claims?
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Buyer: So, what you're telling me is that it's OK for my acoustic guitar to sound like a saxophone? Is that the "tube sound" I hear so much about? Cool...gimme 2......
 
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Ok, I got the scene with the industry professional using the mic...

Sound engineer: "OK, Mr. Dylan, let's try this again..."

Industry professional: "mumbles something incoherent..."

Sound engineer: "Allrighty then, that should take care of the sound check..."

Industry professional: "mumbles something vulgar"

Sound engineer: "Good, levels look good...OK, let's review the lyrics...it's "I believe that my heart will go on", not "I believe in my hard on"...but this $150 toob mic makes you sound just like Celine, so whatever you want to sing is cool with me..."

Industry professional: "hacks up hairball on pop filter"

Sound engineer: "I like that! We can sample that into the song!"
 
Celine: This mic is so fabulous and I love my life and I love Rene and my beautiful baby. Where's my Elam? I will sell it and give the money to starving children because I am so sad for them.
 
Engineer: "Okay Mr. Richards, we've got your amp all miked up with this thing and.... Mr. Richards?? Mr. Richards?? Where are..... MR. RICHARDS!!! THAT'S SUGAR FOR THE COFFEE!!!!!!"
 
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