
VOXVENDOR
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Best way to get anyone to my shows is...
Dieting....
No one want's to see a fat guy on stage
Dieting....
No one want's to see a fat guy on stage

VOXVENDOR said:Best way to get anyone to my shows is...
Dieting....
No one want's to see a fat guy on stage![]()
Lopp said:
Unless you wear a fuzzy thong.
(At least I'd pay to see that).![]()
Lopp said:One technique that helps is to open for a more established band for free. You might not get a great mix, but people will begin to recognize your name and who you are.
That and stuff a foil-wrapped cucumber down your shorts.
crosstudio said:protects the cucumber from breaking and spilling cucumber juice down your chinos.
VOXVENDOR said:...No one want's to see a fat guy on stage![]()