Well, I don't know about that. He might not have an alcohol problem. But I'm pretty sure he's addicted to gasoline, and that's a really hard habit to kik.
And the damn fools still can't stay on the beat because they're just too impressed with their own string work (and of course, they'll blame the drummer, er, tractor).
How many tractors does it take to change a lightbulb ?
I remember some years back, I was the driver for a printing firm and when I'd be waiting for orders to take out, I'd be reading but my ear would often catch the sound of the printers.......they were so rhythmic and I planned to take my recording gear there and just get 20 minutes of sounds and build them into some song. I never did get round to it. But 'found sounds' aren't new and they wear thin after a while.
I just thought it was funny as all Hell. Of course the tractor won't 'swing' or have dynamics. Still, for one song you'd be talking about it for days after. I guess if it threw a rod it could still 'play', and be considered a crazy solo.