Ugly Guitars

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Anything by BC Rich--They should have a marketing tag like:

"BC Rich. Putting fucking stupid looking guitars into the hands of fucking stupid people since 19**"
 
i really think most of the brian moore guitars are just plain gaudy - especially with the gold hardware. i wanted to get a guitar with midiaxe's on board system and could bring myself to get a moore because they were so goddamn ugly. they had one i really liked with p-90 pickups and it was really plain, with chrome, but of course they stopped making it (i think).
 
Buck62,

Those "guitars" aren't just ugly. They're SCARY. They look like aliens. I would not be able to sleep in the same room with those things (that "OVAL" is plain eerie - gives me the creeps). I'm suggesting we refer to them as "Boris Karloff guitars".
 
Dammit Buck you made me think I was going crazy.....yep, those are some ugly ass guitars....

To everyone that thought I was crazy, well..you are still right about that, but I did see his post.....
 
Faithmonster-

I know it's all a matter of taste but I find the Hofner Beatle Bass esthetically pleasing.
 
I think those hideously nasty Bo Diddley Guit-boxes are Butt-Ugly...Like a damned xmas package with a neck!!
 
Check out the Reverend guitars. Those things are uglier than Monica Lewinsky's ass.
 
Good lord, that is ugly...she always looks like shes been sucking on a lemon...janet reno would give her a run for her money in an ugly contest....
 
yeah but I think Linda has Janet beat. Janet has bull dike thing going on pretty good but Linda is just plain ass ugly, she doesn't even look like a person. I she wishes she was molested by Bill:D
 
I dont think Linda and Janet actually qualify as women Wally.
 
"..rotten sexists.."??? oh i get it...ChexMix has a crush on Linda Tripp....u sick bastard....
 
I think the ugliest guitar is/was made by dearmond. It looks like a cross between the states of Iowa and Michigan with a guitar neck. UGH! And fellas Please!!! Quit talking about my ass.

kisses,
Monica
 
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