tunning drums

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As a search for enlightenment this thread certainly has its merits. Even for dear TDD had he cared to read the above posts...
 
tddrummer said:
yall are jackasses...i asked a totally valid question about tunning my drums...maybe ill have to go somewhere else to get the answers
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I asked this question in a few other threads ' Does anybody know what a Yall is? No one knew. Thank god I finally have an answer. A yall is a jackass.
Thanks mate.
 
L mandrake said:
I asked this question in a few other threads ' Does anybody know what a Yall is? No one knew. Thank god I finally have an answer. A yall is a jackass.
Thanks mate.
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LMAO!!! :D :D :D :D :D

And I guess the plural of "yall" is also "yall" because the OP said "Yall are jackasses," which implies more than one. ;) :D
 
tddrummer said:
yall are jackasses...i asked a totally valid question about tunning my drums...maybe ill have to go somewhere else to get the answers
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well, since we're all getting and giving advice for free here, your "threat" to go elsewhere really is pretty meaningless. where do you think you are, sam ash? i noticed that this is a repeat thread that was closed once, and yet here you are again, asking the same stupid question. on the original thread i jumped in on the smartass responses, but on this one, i have to say you're just a douche. don't take it personally, just adjust your behavior. for crying out loud, vspaceboy even offered you an easier option than searching when he handed you a comprehensive link!!!! scroll up, click, read, and voila! your answer is right here in this dumb-ass thread!!!!

and for the love of pete, stop spelling it TUNNING!!! it's TUNING YOU IDIOT!!!
 
and for the love of pete, stop spelling it TUNNING!!! it's TUNING YOU IDIOT!!![/QUOTE]

oh my...why didnt someone figure that out before. The poor guy just wanted to know about TUNING, not tunning. Now dont we all look like a bunch of incompetent, unhelpful jacki. In that case td please go to the top of this thread
there you will find some useful information.
 
better a "jacki" than a "jacko".


i think.


at least there's no Neverland when you're a "jacki".


when *i* was a newbie around here, we learned to read (and heaven forbid SPELL) before posting. and we were encouraged to do a little legwork before posting the exact same question that had been asked just last week, the week before, the week before that, and so on.

:rolleyes:

so how dare we expect someone to do a search or actually read the FAQ they agreed to when signing up.

and how DARE we not all immediately jump to answer the same bloody question AGAIN without taking the piss. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:


and yes, i'm not just a jackass, i'm an asshole. good luck with your quest for tunning.

how do i tunnnnnnn my drums? with a tunning key, of course. :rolleyes:
 
I'm looking for help on driving my car. How do I do it????

Do any of y'all's know how to drive a car?!?!?!?!?!?!?!


No help. :(
 
I love you guys.

Maybe it would help all the newbies if one of the more helpful tuning threads could be stickied in here. Is that possible on this forum?
 
RAMI said:
I'm looking for help on driving my car. How do I do it????

Do any of y'all's know how to drive a car?!?!?!?!?!?!?!


No help. :(
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Helpline: "General Motors Helpline, how can I help you?"

Customer: "I'm trying to learn to drive my new car. Can you tell me how?"

Helpline: "I'm sorry, we only provide support. You will have to take the initial responsibility of getting some proper training."

Customer: "Well... OK... How come it won't start?"

Helpline: "What do you mean?"

Customer: "It started fine when I brought it home, but then it stopped and now it won't start up again."

Helpline: "Are you out of gas?"

Customer: "What does that mean?"

Helpline: "Look at the gas gauge..."

Customer: "Umm... Where do I find it?"

Helpline: "It will be on the dashboard behind the steering wheel..."

Customer: "This round thing?"

Helpline: "Yes... The 'round thing'... Behind that there will be some gauges... look for one with an 'E' and an 'F'. If it's on 'E' you're out of gas."

Customer: "I see an 'E' but no 'F'...?"

Helpline: "There's no 'F' ??"

Customer: "Nope... There's a 'C', an 'H', the 'E', a 'V', an 'R'..."

Helpline: "That's our logo... Look to the right of that"

Customer: "Oh... OK... There's an 'E' and an 'F'... The needle is on the 'E'."

Helpline: "OK, that means you're out of gas."

Customer: "Can you fix it?"

Helpline: "No, you just need to go to a gas station and buy more gas and it should be fine".

Customer: "What???!!! After all the money I just paid for this thing, you're telling me I gotta buy more stuff for it before I can use it???!!!
Yall are JACKASSES!!!"

<Next Day>

Helpline: "General Motors Helpline, how can I help you?"

Customer: "Your cars suck!"

Helpline: "What's wrong?"

Customer: "It crashed, that's what's wrong!"

Helpline: "What were you doing?"

Customer: "I wanted to go faster, so I pushed the accelerator pedal all the way to the floor. It worked for a while, and then it crashed — and now it won't even start up!"

Helpline: "I'm sorry, sir, but it's your responsibility if you misuse the product."

Customer: "Misuse it? I was just following this damned manual of yours. It said to make the car go to put the transmission in 'D' and press the accelerator pedal. That's exactly what I did — now the damn thing's crashed."

Helpline: "Did you read the entire operator's manual before operating the car sir?"

Customer: "What? Of course I did! I told you I did EVERYTHING the manual said and it didn't work!"

Helpline: "Didn't you attempt to slow down so you wouldn't crash?"

Customer: "How do you do THAT?"

Helpline: "You said you read the entire manual, sir. It's on page 14. The pedal next to the accelerator."

Customer: "Well, I don't have all day to sit around and read this manual you know."

Helpline: "Of course not. What do you expect us to do about it?"

Customer: "I want you to send me one of the latest versions that goes fast and won't crash anymore!"


:rolleyes:
 
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well driving the thing might be beyond this thread, but we are talking about tuning. Can anyone tune a car? Cars have brake drums...can anyone tune a brake drum?
 
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