The Wrecker's Ball

[chrisharris]

I NEED GEAR!!!

32; but my measurements are gonna' cost ya'


-chris

 

[Lt. Bob]

Ok pilgrim....it's your turn. I'm 51....bet you can't beat that.

 

[JuSumPilgrim]

I need to have more respect.

 

[mixmkr]

I couldn't hear anything that sounded like "woods" ...Lt...you're an old fart... you need a distortion box on the sax to peel a couple of years off your resume.

 

[Lt. Bob]

...Lt...you're an old fart... you need a distortion box on the sax to peel a couple of years off your resume.

Well...I did think that was a problem myself. So what I did was get into a band with a bunch of 20somethings...one of them my daughter. We're doing Weezer, Pink, No Doubt, Tracy Bonham...that sort of thing. I use plenty of distortion but I'm mainly playing guitar. It's a 3-piece band with my daughter singing and we're loud as shit. You know.....I think maybe I'm only 50 now! I'm a rock and roll geezer!

 

[Lt. Bob]

Poor Bob....he wrote this really cool tune and now he's going..."My thread; what the hell happened to my thread?"

It's a really cool tune Bob....I've been following the Jamfest and your song is a very cool tune that manages to capture the spirit of the whole thing.

 

[Fed]

this realy funny Bob... but could you kindly post the lirics I couldn't get them all ... " Dr dancing round in my stolen shoes ... " hu...

 

[Fed]

never mind I got it now... ... that's funny ...

 

[Buffalo Bob]

The Wrecker’s Ball

Well, I tried to get to Vernon
But the Doctor stole my shoes
Now I’m in hot water
With my homey MisterQues
Riley’s in the kitchen
Mixin’ up some soap
Vox is at the border
Bein’ searched for dope
There’s a Blue Bear scratchin’ at the back door screen
All the Home Wreckers gonna make that scene.

ThatUpstateGuy has gone insane
He’s out there Bar-B-Quin’ in the pourin’ rain
Brad and DavidK are sittin’ in a tree
K-i-s-s-i-n-g
Rats has got a gig
He said he would if he could
The Wreckers gonna rock
Them Connecticut woods!

Mahogany said he couldn’t make his bail
Monty’s still sitting in the Fresno jail
Badgas is chasin’ his mower down
Waldo’s busy runnin’ his Nowhere Town
Me and Eyes stuck here in the swamp
Wishin’ we could be
At The Wrecker’s Stomp.

Track Rat’s settin’ up another grill
Cookin’ somethin’ drug in by Texas Road Kill
Long Island Slim is singin’ the blues
The Doctor’s dancin’ round
In my stolen shoes
I’m really sorry that I missed you all
But I’ll see you next year
At The Wrecker’s Ball.

 

[Lt. Bob]

see above icon

 

[MISTERQCUE]

LMAO!!!!! That was wayy smooth and funny!!
!!!!

Cool, lil diddy!!

 

[Buffalo Bob]

Thanks, Q-Man! As the Official Ambassador of The Jamfest, your approval was important.

Bob
4-Track Challenged

 

[MISTERQCUE]

U know sumthin' B.B. , your voc's on this jammy are exceptional !
Especially the fact that this was 1 time run-off! Clean, clear and concise!
I wish I had 1/10th of your lyrical skillz!!!

 

[participant]

Cool Another verse would include something about Roel, girlies, a sax, and pasty white thighs Fun.

 

[Treeline]

 

[Buffalo Bob]

Maestro- what happened to your last post?

 

[DavidK]

Weird. I dont know.
Never happened to me before.

 

[Buffalo Bob]

That one made it.

 

[King Elvis]

this is great...can I be in the next one???

 

[Buffalo Bob]

You sure you want to be hoisted on your own pitard? Fine, King Elvis is in the rewrite. Actually, it should be Chuck Berry, cause it's his music!


Bob