The Siefer Vs. Cloneboy Mix

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Jake-Owa = anger management issues. Big time.

Better watch that. Chicks don't dig a man that loses control.

I mean, for christ's sake you can't even take a compliment.

Oh, and when I do post my mix, try to remain objective about it. If you don't dig it, that's fine... but it is pretty feeble to bash it because you don't like me.

Maturity. The cornerstone of professionalism.

Oh, by the way--it is typically about 10 times easier to get a great recording/mix of YOURSELF using home recording gear than it is to get a great sound from someone else. The reasons why are numerous and not limited to the following:

1.) You usually don't charge yourself 50 bucks an hour and put in a lot more time.

2.) Most people recording themselves know exactly what they want to sound like and aren't given instructions like: "yeah we want the piccolo snare to sound like this album (that uses a 14" maple snare), and the kick drum to sound like *THIS* album over here..." and so on...

3.) Most people recording themselves are halfway decent musicians. In the non-major label recording world about 50% of the people that walk through the door are marginal to pure suck, 45% are trying to sound like one or more established artists and exhibit zero originality or passion, and the remaining 5% are on the ball enough to get something good.

4.) Most people recording themselves at home don't get progressively drunker and/or more stoned as the evening wears on...

5.) Most people recording themselves at home don't have to worry about Joe Bob the bassist being 2 hours late and screwing things up when the session is cut short by another session booked the same day.

6.) Most home recordists don't try to get Mesa/Boogie Triple Rectifier sounds out of a Peavey Bandit, and ultimately refuse to go direct and use Ampfarm.

7.) Most home recordists realize that playing to a click track is a good skill to have, or at least something to give a whirl.

8.) Most home recordists don't have huge fights about having the guitars set to "kill", the bass set to "11" and the drums set to "beat face in" and then wonder why the vocal sounds so distant--but refuse to back down one inch.

9.) Most home recordists don't bring in horrible, L2 Ultramaximizer abused recordings that sound like beetle dung and insist that their songs sound fried and tubby.

10.) Most home recordists don't freak out when editing their own material to be more in tune, on time, or just more solid. I've actually had to bear the idiocy of bands having me put mistakes back *IN* a song! Heck, one band complained their music sounded "too good" for them! (They were a jam band... so I remixed it to sound like crap and they loved it!)
 
Blah blah...what the hell are you on about now?

Post your mix pussy.

By the way, I got a chick on my dick right now...no joke, she has been laughing at you with me.
 
jake-owa said:
By the way, I got a chick on my dick right now...no joke, she has been laughing at you with me.

Wow, you just managed to set women's rights back 20 years with that one.
 
I feel like I'm jumping into the fire but this is absolutely ridiculous... you guys need to grow up.
 
jake-owa said:
By the way, I got a chick on my dick right now...no joke, she has been laughing at you with me.

Hrm.

I really have to wonder about this from many angles... because if this were true, and she were attractive--WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ARGUING ON A FORUM?

It doesn't take a genius to figure out something is wrong with this picture.
 
I just want to poke my head in here for a minute. Seifer (potato/potato), was "Bubblegum" one of your originals or a recording you did for a client? I was just wondering. If you recorded this for a band could you point me to their website?
 
Cloneboy Studio said:
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4.) Most people recording themselves at home don't get progressively drunker and/or more stoned as the evening wears on...

6.) Most home recordists don't try to get Mesa/Boogie Triple Rectifier sounds out of a Peavey Bandit, and ultimately refuse to go direct and use Ampfarm.

8.) Most home recordists don't have huge fights about having the guitars set to "kill", the bass set to "11" and the drums set to "beat face in" and then wonder why the vocal sounds so distant--but refuse to back down one inch.


10.) Most home recordists don't freak out when editing their own material to be more in tune, on time, or just more solid.

It is now completely obvious you are out of touch with reality. :p
 
producerkid said:
I just want to poke my head in here for a minute. Seifer (potato/potato), was "Bubblegum" one of your originals or a recording you did for a client? I was just wondering. If you recorded this for a band could you point me to their website?
it was a test tune I made up to play with drum sound replacement and splitting guitar signals into multiple tracks so I would get a feel for my techniques and perfect them so I didn't have to fuck around when someone else was paying me to do it.
 
boingoman said:
It is now completely obvious you are out of touch with reality. :p

Operative word: most.

I get deluged with this kind of nonsense daily. Oh yeah, and the ever-famous: "we want to record, mix and master 10 songs in a total 5 hours and have it sound like a major label CD!"

Yeah... in their dreams. :)
 
Well, well well. So this has turned in Jake_O.W.A vs. Cloneboy?? I don't get it, Cloneboy. You pick a fight with someone, piss them off by talking yourself up until they post a mix which murders anything you've ever put up, then you disappear for a few days, make some excuses and then start on someone else?

Shit, I could have you right here with my broken computer, Clavinova piano recorded direct and my can't-sing-for-shit voice. And I SUCK at recording. So get your mix out here before I'm forced to humiliate you yet again .... and being outclassed by ME would TRULY be humiliating! Cos - I SUCK AT RECORDING! (But you know how that feels, right?!)
 
By the way - Chris - I'm always impressed at what you've done with the gear you have. I couldn't believe the stuff you were putting out done on a Soundblaster. Just because Tjarko plays good bass, doesn't mean you couldn't record him well!!
 
I WINI WIN
I WIN


















I WIN!








I called it. You guys all lose. Except for the first person to call 2nd place.



I cant believe out of 11 pages nobody called anything.



You guys obviously dont hang around enough kindergarten school yards.





Personally, I very much enjoyed this thread.

The concept of a recording pissing contest / schoolyard fight is pretty rad to me.



I designed a shirt a while back that says "My Mics Are Better Than Yours". Right up the alley of this thing!

Keep it coming.




There's only one way to settle this.



OLDSCHOOL BREAKER BATTLE!
 
Sorry.

I call 2nd too.

Gosh I'm good.


I'll post some stuff:

MICHELLE BRANCH COVER, BOOOOM.

Edit: check out the cool distorted backup vocals on the chorus! Did it by accident at first, as one of the channels I recorded to in cubase had the simulanalog.org jcm9000 sim inserted, and it sounded pretty cool, so I did it to the other one (double tracked hamonies). It's neat to me because of the accidental nature of it. Accomplished exactly what I wanted to do to the tracks - put them back into the mix a bit and make them more subtle.... it kinda blends in with the guitars, so the ear doesn't really pick out the vocals, but gets the effect of multiple voices. At least that's what I hear. I win.

Coupla things I meant to do differently but was too lazy to do so.

Doesn't matter if I "Beat" anybody by this, I'll just pretend I did.

Personally, I'm convinced I'm not the best cuz I listen to other stuff and lament that I cant get it to sound that good =D.

But a pissing contest is always fun, especially when free food preceeds the actual pissing!

THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!
 
I must be tired.... I've stayed up way too late AGAIN, after doing it last night when I had school and work over 12 hours with no chance for a nap =(

All because of super nintendo emulators!!
 
Free food? You ARE good! Your recording also beats anything Cloneboy has posted to date. The list is growing.

Bagsy third!
Yessssss ... third place!
 
Thanks.

It was done mainly with a CAD M179 (or two on the acoustic, a larrivee) into a tascam us428 and cubase sx 1.0, except for the electric guitar, which was with a 57, If anybody cares. I just always give that kinda info cuz I know I like to listen to what people get out of various pieces of equipment.
 
Cloneboy Studio said:
Wow, you just managed to set women's rights back 20 years with that one.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....man, you're drowning here.
 
Ok.. can I claim 3rd place? Here is the final mix of the my most recent project. I feel pretty good about it.



It starts off kinda small and builds. The last chorus gets pretty big.


-Mach (trying to use this thread for his advantage)
 
noisedude said:
By the way - Chris - I'm always impressed at what you've done with the gear you have. I couldn't believe the stuff you were putting out done on a Soundblaster. Just because Tjarko plays good bass, doesn't mean you couldn't record him well!!

This was done with a Soundblaster.. half of it was anyway. The other half was my onboard soundcard. ::cringe:: Hence that high-pitched ringing on the vocals.



It was also done with all Nady mics through a Nady mixer. I had a 57 on the snare, vocals, and guitars. I think it sounds pretty damn good for that. It was also mixed in Cool Edit through "AirWave" speakers.

Do I win?!
 
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