The "NEW" Newbie FAQ

[Blue Bear Sound]

I propose the FAQ needs updating.........

I suggest we ask Fletcher if we can "borrow" his FAQ - it's excellent!

Recording Tips for Beginners

 

[Lame Thrower]

This one helped me a lot:

"To the RIGHT is loud (only for rotary controls -- for sliders usually, it's UP)."

 

[Evildick]

A classic

There are TEN "dessies" in a Bel. Now you know. Note: the dB is metric, and you must pay a metric Scale. (Union musicians: pay the 12-tone Scale.)

The maximum level setting for a rock drummer is: 60 x their IQ/your IQ, in "dessies". If you wish yours to remain undisclosed, just calculate: their IQ/2, for a reasonable approximation.

This one is still crackin' me up.

 

[eyeslikefire]

Way cool Bruce,.... Thanks!

 

[James Argo]

To the RIGHT is loud (only for rotary controls -- for sliders usually, it's UP)

...boys and girls..., don't do this on qwerty keyboard. It's verrrry dangerous.