I would vote for Ted so fast --- If he were a Democrat, I'd vote several times.
Talk about a no-nonsense / no bull$hit / common sense / live-your-life-and-help-others-help-themselves (but "up yours" if you're not interested in helping yourself) type -- "Uncle Ted" FTW.
He's getting one of my votes on the NRA ballot, along with R. Lee.
Everyone loves to throw that
"who would you want answering that call at 3AM" thing -- Stretch that out to
"If the entire world pretty much up and quit working (no power, no cars, giant EMP blows out the grid and we're thrown back into the stone-age in 10 minutes), who would you want to be hanging out with?" Ted f'ing Nugent. Hands f'ing down. Mad survival skills, organized, great shot with a bow or a bullet, knows how to read nature, plays a mean riff here and there -- What's not to love?
I'd be starting a new acoustic rock band and feasting on fresh meat with TN while the rest of the world was falling into chaos.