The excitement generated in this forum is absolutely mindbogling!

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A juggler was on the way to his next gig and a cop pulls him over.
"What's the hurry, Bub?", says the cop.
"Well, I'm a professional juggler, sir", says the guy, "and I'm late for my next performance.".
"Now, I've heard them all", says the cop.
"No, no" says the juggler, "see all my stuff back there in the back seat...just let me show you what I can do." and he jumps out of the car, grabs four or five bowling pins out of the rear seat and starts juggling them.
"Yeah, you're pretty good, I admit" says the cop.
"Oh yeah", says the juggler, "Watch this!", and he starts juggling the five bowling pins with his left hand, reaches back into the car and gets a couple of swords and three dinner plates.
Now he's got all this stuff up in the air, and he's throwing stuff under his legs and catching it behind his back. At this point a guy and his wife just happen to be driving by, and the guy looks over and sees the cop and the juggler, turns to his wife and says, "You know, Margaret, I may be wrong, but it just seems like to me that those sobriety tests are getting harder every year!"
 
So we're listing our Roland crap?

P-55
XP-10
ancient stomp-box 6-band EQ (Boss)
VSC-88 (software)
VS-840
MPU-401 (part of my 8088 studio - worked last time I touched it, but we've had two basement floods since then)

Also got my church to buy an SP-202 for the teen choir - they'll probably never touch it again now that I'm gone (heard my successor dropped the teen choir anyhow)

Once had a part interest in a Space Echo - sorry I let THAT go.

I had a friend named Roland once too. He wrote a rock opera and cut a whole album on a TEAC 3340.
 
880EX; QPS CD-RW II;
JV-1010;
Couple of stomp boxes;

Had an R-8 mK II, but sold it. Shouldn't have done that...I hate programming drums on a computer screen. I used to be able to relax in bed while programming the R-8, but now I have to sit and stare at a computer screen (which I tend to loathe at the best of times).
 
More Roland crap I forgot I had:

MPU-105 (midi router, pretty cool)
pair MA-8s - one night when my Crest power amp died on me, I pushed my Yam 3115 speaker with the mighty MA-8 - filled the whole place (she was a big one, too) with the sound. I was impressed - best $80 I ever spent...

...well, there was this kinda chunky dancer at the Deja Vu in Flint - she was very enthusiastic...
 
Daffy Duck, I lived in Flint for a very short time once...and the experience was exciting...Flint wasn't very exciting though.
 
monty said:
Daffy Duck, I lived in Flint for a very short time once...and the experience was exciting...Flint wasn't very exciting though.
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.............and you're stating this to say what!!??
 
Just to keep the excitement up at this mind-blistering level. Get hip bro!
 
Flint can be a very exciting place - I'm glad I only drive through anymore...
 
Wow, this truly is one happenin.......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
 
my exciting roland stuff

I have the roland 840ex
roland gp8 guitar effects rack
roland jv35 old synth
roland boss rv100 digital reverb
thats enough stuff for me although i would like to own a new synth but maybe next year when their cheaper again.
 
MISTERQCUE said:
Boss/Roland gear!!??

I a DR 202 drum machine, a SP202 Sampler, JV 1010 & Xp30 Modules, a Roland video tape hyping their products and last but not least, a crack-head friend named Roland who lost his front teeth to drugs!!
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Hey Q, you have an sp202? I have one and I have big trouble with it, does it work for you? I have some questions for you.
 
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