
scrubs
Not of sound mind
I'm surprised no one has mentioned the "sock-full-o-dimes" approach to this problem. Just keep sock full of dimes at your listening station. If someone makes an asshat request, you smack them with the sock. Next time they make a similar request, all you need to do is look at the sock and they should get the idea...unless they are the drummer. This is similar to the handgun approach.