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To tell ya the truth every time I dress up like Bette Midler and stand on the balcony of my 22 story apartment singing “The Rose” ..............I have my doubts.
Or was it when my Tina Turner wig blew off during that water ski show I used to do.

Crap I should write a book
 
Myx62 said:
Homophobia is the fear of being a homo.
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Wrong.

ho·mo·pho·bi·a - n.
1. Fear of or contempt for lesbians and gay men.
2. Behavior based on such a feeling.
 
Dave, I thought you were an educated man. We are in the age of political correctness. What that means is they have rewrote the modern dictionaries, bibles and most of our history. Kinda like you have tried to rewrite how to make it in the musci biz. Just becasue a book says one thing this day and age doesnt mean it is so. Case in point: Your latest book.
Need I say more?
P.S. Dave, tell me where they get the term politically correct. And for your bonus question, tell the audience besides the US whom used Flouride in their water systems?
 
Wait a minute.......if a gay woman is called a lesbian, why are they afraid to call a gay man a faggot? Is that not an example of the political correctness you speak of? Maybe Dave can look that up in his dictionary.


bd
 
haha hehe
If you print this thread you have the makings of a new book!!!




A dedicated union musician was attending a convention in Las Vegas and, as you would expect, decided to check out the
local brothels nearby.

When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"

"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."

"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20."

Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully
unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this IS a union house."

The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

"The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."

"That's more like it!" the union man said. He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room and pointed to a stunningly
attractive blonde. "I'd like her for the night."

"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam, gesturing to an 85 year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has seniority."
 
Pash,
LMAO that's so true to form.....would it be ok with you if I send that to an electrician friend of mine? He's just been appointed shop steward where he works. Ol Ethel was probably the shop steward there too.


bd
 
Don't forget when you join Indiebiz Canada not only do we not give you anything that is advertized on the site but we also don't send the free ginzu knives that is advertized in the several pages of spam we send you every week. We call it the " Pay your money say goodbye " plan .....which is our most popular

Im just kidding ...just wanted a cheezy bump.......3000 here we come
 
Don't forget when you join Indiebiz Canada not only do we not give you anything that is advertized on the site but we also don't send the free ginzu knives that is advertized in the several pages of spam we send you every week. We call it the " Pay your money say goodbye " plan .....which is our most popular

Im just kidding ...just wanted a cheezy bump.......3000 here we come
 
It would be nice to see it hit 3000! We got another chump to make fun of now though. Bob's on a roll! I pretty much live to read these posts lately. It's good to laugh, life gets too serious sometimes.



bd
 
K
I have a new one.........
Anyone know anything about this?
These people are asking serious money and all I see is smoke and mirrors. Could this be the next indiebiz......maybe Dave & Angela are in bed together.
Maybe this is the real thing. Maybe I will be able to get off of the Starmaker Waffle House tour. Playing for all you can eat waffles is driving me insane
Cheers



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Hey, I heard your music and I think you guys are GREAT!

Allow me to introduce myself. I am Daisy Mae Tomkins, Chief Talent Scout for The Starmaker Machine, the industry leader in promotion. I connect talented people with the real movers and shakers in the entertainment business. I believe that I can help you go to THE NEXT LEVEL with your music!
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Chief Talent Scout
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Bob,
You slay me man...lmfao! Daisy Mae's a real looker.

Pash,
Where the hell did she hear your music?
Also, a couple of things about her site...n-stink's promo shot is out of focus.....do ya think it was supplied by n-stink's agent? Did you read the one paragraph that said they sometimes put out a call for talent when they have a ton of material and they need to sift through it real fast? How stupid is that to even say? Now if you can just lure her onto this board, we may have another schlep to bar-b-que. I love this stuff man!


bd
 
Wow, this is better than DAW Users with ADD!!!

I have put my career in the hands of this man:

http://www.jackfreeman.net/

In his own words: "I may not have the key to Success - but I know how to pick the lock!"

The money should be rolling in any day now...

Daf
 
HOT DAMN!!.......I'm gonna order the cd right now! I just gotta have the rabbit fur coat, high class prostitute and the best seat at the track!! Man, that really speaks to me! Sounds like a friggin PIMP to me!


bd
 
we passed 3K

Well its happened ....cats & dogs truly will live together now.
Monica will host her own show
Bob will put a new coat of paint on the corporate trailer.
Dave will continue to spam everyone with the new book .....How I made a Million Making Porn"
Taxi will start a new tour called " Road Rage "
I will be employee of the month at Indiebiz Canada

All is well.
 
Since when did Swindell actually spend the money to put a coat of paint on the trailer.......last I saw his post, Maples was sportin around in a new tour bus!



bd
 
Buffalo has been busy lately. He took the boat through the Panama Canal (those twin .50 cal. deck guns really helped- thanks to Your's Truly's suggestion!). He arrived at the new corporate headquarters last week, full of new ideas, as always, and working on a NEW BOOK! It's working title is: "How To Make $10 Million Founding A Religion", and lays out his plan to start a new church (with guess-who at it's head!) - to dodg......defer the taxes we now pay.
While at sea, he was inspired to write the entire liturgy, mostly a bunch of stuff about evil spirits and worn-out voudoo spells, but Bob is convinced it's a money-maker. I can't argue with his business sense- he's a dynamo!
Daisy Mae is relaxing on the beach here at Avalon. That girl can sure clear a beach in a hurry - let me tell you! She's working on the new press kit for Pashop's band. She says that the pirate costumes will start a new trend.
Plans are under way for The Second Annual Starmaker Music Conference! We will keep you posted.
Please buy all the books. Bob's already talking about buying another boat, and we're gonna need the money. Thanks.


Billy Joe Maples
Avalon Harbor
Santa Catalina Island
 

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I know Daisy Mae is probably as close as it gets to a plublicity guru but making us all wear eye patch's and gaffer tapeing a broom handle to the leg seems abit much. I like the matching tube tops ....although I will probably have to loose 75lbs to fit into mine......thank god they stretch.
One of the things that is a concern is Daisy Mae's drinking ........I know she is down to three bottles of scotch a day but the fact that she insits on driving the bus and flashing truckers might be an issue in the future

Cheers
 
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