stuff that the old guys say

[legionserial]

"Now if you'll excuse me I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain."

 

[RAMI]

Say, didn't you kill my brother?

 

[thebigredhotdog]

"Now if you'll excuse me I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain."

and of course you'll use a check, and balance your checkbook at the counter.

 

[grimtraveller]

five miles to school in the snow uphill both ways

I'm still confused about how it could be uphill there and back ! I'm almost convinced it was the Twilight zone......


Old man Paul McCartney said "You can't write songs on a bass". Total, absolute, complete raffifia. I've written tons of songs on bass.

 

[grimtraveller]

"Don't stand kissing at the garden gate
Love is blind ~ but the neighbours ain't".

 

[RAMI]

I still miss you, but my aim is getting better.

 

[miroslav]

How can I miss you if you never go away?

 

[grimtraveller]

Trust me, I know; that'll never work.

 

[suprstar]

I'm still confused about how it could be uphill there and back !

The earth rotates, DUH! Between the time school started and ended, the earth tilted such that the route home is now uphill. In these cases I recommend you swap the locations of the school and your house.

 

[Chili]

The earth rotates, DUH! Between the time school started and ended, the earth tilted such that the route home is now uphill. In these cases I recommend you swap the locations of the school and your house.

It's the same concept that makes it a struggle to go to the fridge for a beer and back to the couch during the commercials.

 

[stevieb]

Old man Paul McCartney said "You can't write songs on a bass". Total, absolute, complete raffifia. I've written tons of songs on bass.

What he actually said was, "You can't write GOOD songs on a bass..."

 

[stevieb]

...Don't hit the red button til a) you're done writing; and b) you're completely rehearsed...

Hmmm. "Old guys?" How old do you have to be, to be old? My son, who is 31, paraphrases that by saying "You don't rehearse in the studio," but he is willing to break that rule: if the client is freely willing to pay, he's happy to keep the clock running.

He also says I'm too old to say "Fo shizzle." But I say it, anyway.

 

[grimtraveller]

The earth rotates, DUH! Between the time school started and ended, the earth tilted such that the route home is now uphill.

Ha ! That's what all latecomers say !

 

[noisewreck]

It's the same concept that makes it a struggle to go to the fridge for a beer and back to the couch during the commercials.

That's what the wife is for... untill the kids get older, then it's their turn!

 

[gehauser]

Don't kiss your honey when your nose is runny.
You may think it's funny but it's snot.

 

[grimtraveller]

What he actually said was, "You can't write GOOD songs on a bass..."

What does he know ?

 

[Dogbreath]

"Sumbitch! I thought it was just a fart!"

 

[stevieb]

Here's something to remember when you're older Thomas - never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart.

-Jack Nickolson, in "The Bucket List."

 

[SouthSIDE Glen]

Here's something to remember when you're older Thomas - never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart.

Hell, that's great advice at any age .

G.

 

[leaningpine]

and of course you'll use a check, and balance your checkbook at the counter.

That would be old ladys