hehehehe... check this out:
it turned out that my poor friend was only sleeping there overnight.. it wasn't even his apartment (i thought he had just moved or something, cause he had been looking for an apartment for some time). It turned out it was the sole property of some guy named Tony... well, one of my girlfriends, Sarah, called him by my asking to check his reaction. He said he would slap the one who'd done it cause he was gonna have to clean the carpet and shit (that means in danish that you kick their ass till they can't get on their feet again
) and Sarah said : "it was thøger, you know?" (my real name
)
Now I don't know this Tony character, but seemingly he knew me, cause the next thing he said to sarah was. "oh, well, just tell him it's allright. nothing to worry about."
You know what that means??? IT MEANS I GOT A REPUTATION!!! HEHEEEEEHEEEE!! I'm the king of the world
most people know that i take vengeance by 10* the original damage... then if they try to pay back, i'll simply give back again tenfold and soforth. In the end people usually give up
it's quite a good way to go, cause people kinda accept your little practical jokes then
hehehehe... i feel the freedom
