We should come up with a rating system that incorporates the five main aspects of guitar coolness, and rank each player according to it. Then we would know exactly where each player sat in the heirarchy of guitar-dom, and there would be no dissent. I hereby take it upon myself to create the rating system and begin the rankings. There shall be no appeals.
EVH is the best improviser of all time. His lead playing isn't harmonically complex, as it's mostly blues scales and atonal geometric fretboard patterns. His genius is in the way he puts notes together rythmically. His phrasing is brilliant. His early tone was a benchmark for everything that came after. He helped to usher in the era of pop songs with screaming guitar solos. He is a consumate tinker-er, and some of his best experimental moments include: distorted piano riffs (The Cradle Will Rock), miniature guitars (Little Guitars), volume knob manipulation (Cathedral, Somebody Call Me A Doctor). He popularized an enitrely new technique: two-hand tapping.
Here are the categories (out of a possible 10):
EVH
Tone: 9
Technique: 8
Phrasing: 10
Theory: 5
Innovation: 8
Moving on...
Joe Satriani is the counterpoint to EVH in many ways: while his phrasing is not as interesting, his melodic and harmonic choices are brilliant. His tone is more diverse the EVH's, but lacks the singular coolness. His guitar work is very accessable, but not necesarily ground-breaking.
Tone: 6
Technique: 9
Phrasing: 7
Theory: 10
Innovation: 5
Moving on...
Steve Vai's playing is an amalgumation of experimentations with both effects processors and his guitar. Where Satriani's guitar soars, Vai's wiggles and warbles and snorts and squeels and spins. His use of theory is extensive. His tone is not as appealing as either EVH or Satriani. He constantly pushes the boundaries of traditional guitar playing, by mimicing the sound of human voices, animal voices, and unknown alien voices. His technique is beyond reproach, and his playing reflects his personality.
Tone: 2
Technique: 10
Phrasing: 7
Theory: 10
Innovation: 7
Eric Johnson's "violin-tone" is beyond reproach. His extensive use of vintage guitars, pedals and assorted of amps is well-documented. His technique is likewise beyond reproach. His phrasing is predictable and not as appealing as EVH or Vai. His use of theory is likewise more limited than other players.
Tone: 10
Technique: 10
Phrasing: 3
Theory: 5
Innovation: 5
Please remember: All results are final, and there are no appeals.
Thank-you.
Aaron
http://www.voodoovibe.com