CoolCat
Well-known member
For Only $199.99 per song, I will take your music and mix and/or master it for you.
By using my patented "RELIC SOUND" I can create a really cool product that has tape hiss, digital distortion and if needed that 8-tack car tape deck sound click in the middle of your favorite tune....yes! that infamous click heard from all the 70's great 8-track car tapes of your favorite bands such as Air Supply!!
and there's more........
* replica crowd applause in the background
* warbled stretched tape sound
* cracked jewel cases
* torn or beer stained inserts
* precision CD skiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiippping noises
* overdubbed DJ voices from FM radio shows and commercials during your intro!
* custom requests welcome
Not enough!
How about some AUTHENTIC cigerette burns on the cover of your CD jewel case!!
Isn't your music worth $199.99?
Take your music to a new level with COOLCATS RELIC SOUND
For a short limited time, mention "Merry Christmas!!" and receive $3.00 off.
No refunds or guarentees on delivery dates or any other offers made hereby...<talk real fast and ,mumbled words go here>.....and or return of therefore said upon this time or insinuation of anything mentioned herewithin this post, lawyer garbeldegook..you can't sue me fhk you....
By using my patented "RELIC SOUND" I can create a really cool product that has tape hiss, digital distortion and if needed that 8-tack car tape deck sound click in the middle of your favorite tune....yes! that infamous click heard from all the 70's great 8-track car tapes of your favorite bands such as Air Supply!!
and there's more........
* replica crowd applause in the background
* warbled stretched tape sound
* cracked jewel cases
* torn or beer stained inserts
* precision CD skiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiippping noises
* overdubbed DJ voices from FM radio shows and commercials during your intro!
* custom requests welcome
Not enough!
How about some AUTHENTIC cigerette burns on the cover of your CD jewel case!!
Isn't your music worth $199.99?
Take your music to a new level with COOLCATS RELIC SOUND
For a short limited time, mention "Merry Christmas!!" and receive $3.00 off.
No refunds or guarentees on delivery dates or any other offers made hereby...<talk real fast and ,mumbled words go here>.....and or return of therefore said upon this time or insinuation of anything mentioned herewithin this post, lawyer garbeldegook..you can't sue me fhk you....