Q: Why does metal suck?

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badassmak said:
Other big names that come to mind (Hetfield, Mustaine, Halford and some guy named Ozzy :D)

Those are some pitiful vocalists!
 
Halford is a fag. Its funny how everyone dressed like him when all along he was doing it as a homoerotic S&M joke.
 
some metal players are good guitarists....but alot of them use insane distortion to cover up sloppy chops and lack of touch. That sucks.
 
I don't know why you guys bother with this post. The guy hates metal in every shape and form, and you guys aren't going to change his mind. Period. It's like trying to convince a Muslim that the Holy Bible is cool.

Muslim: "The bible is bs. The truth is in the Koran. "
Christian: "No, no, you must've read the wrong passages! Try reading John 4:3 and Paul 1:22!!! You CAN'T tell me that the bible isn't cool after reading THOSE passages!"




And no I'm not religious, nor do I have anything against Islam or Christianity, so don't start posting crap about that. Just shut up and go to a different thread.
 
esun127 said:
I don't know why you guys bother with this post. The guy hates metal in every shape and form, and you guys aren't going to change his mind.

Who said I don't actually like metal. I made a joke because people are still posting in that stupid "is metal dead" thread.

Props on your, "No, no, you must've read the wrong passages! Try reading..."

You hit the nail on the head.
 
Outlaws said:
Halford is a fag. Its funny how everyone dressed like him when all along he was doing it as a homoerotic S&M joke.


So he's a fag, big deal... That doesn't mean he's not a kick ass singer....

Everyone didn't wear leather cuz Halford did, there were bands wearing leather before Priest ever played... Ever hear of Deep Purple, Black Sabbath, etc?
 
Kelly5150 said:
So he's a fag, big deal... That doesn't mean he's not a kick ass singer....

Everyone didn't wear leather cuz Halford did, there were bands wearing leather before Priest ever played... Ever hear of Deep Purple, Black Sabbath, etc?

I would hardly say those bands wore leather in the same fashion as Halford.
 
Outlaws said:
I would hardly say those bands wore leather in the same fashion as Halford.

WTF do clothes have to do with singing? :rolleyes:
 
jimistone said:
some metal players are good guitarists....but alot of them use insane distortion to cover up sloppy chops and lack of touch. That sucks.

First person that comes to mind is Slash of Guns N Coke...I mean Roses

(sorry to reviv this thread, but I couldn't resist that one lol)

As far as clothes and singing....Isanely colored Spandex and a leather crotch cover will make a singer out of even the most monotone of person. You mean you didn't know that????? :eek:
 
I much prefer spandex with chaps and alligator clips on the scrotum hooked up to a car battery with random puddles of water scattered about.

I like metal, metal good, I like metal, metal good.

I wish I were greek so I could open my own gyro stand, after each sale asking the customer "you like da' juice"?, whilst cackling like a crack whore, as my alligator clips once again provide a much needed jolt of current. This would also improve my death metal vocal stylings, as well as testicular stimulation for the further production of "da' juice".

I like metal, metal good, I like metal, metal good.
Mamma always did say, metal is as metal does.
 
ya kno...."trust in my self richteous suicide...blah..blah..blah...."
is a little over the top for me...
but toxicity, ariels, spyders....very good.
 
applesmasher said:
System of a dwon is good. Except for that suicide song.

Man, listen to good metal. Fucking pisses me off when people say "I like metal! Slipknot is awesome!". So pathetic.
 
It pisses ME off, when stupid people are like, "Slipknot ain't metal man. Only bands like Dimmu Borgir and Cradle of Filth are metal." So pathetic.
 
I almost resist (I said almost) to say that there is some metal
that I enjoy by certain performers who are very proficient and
excel at their craft even on par with Zappa (genius) and I
suppose I could go on and on and on into every genre, but, as
with every genre of music, there are those performers who do
excel at what they put forth and there are are many who just
don't.

Most metal simply sucks!

Then again.....there's Malsteen and others who amaze me!

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FattMusiek said:
Man, listen to good metal. Fucking pisses me off when people say "I like metal! Slipknot is awesome!". So pathetic.


Whats not good about system of a down they make more orignal stuff than those screaming metal bands that all sound the same. I got that XM radio at home and when i put it on the metal station I swear i cant tell teh difference form band to band. Not that its bad music....just not as origianl as a band like system...
 
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