sweet guit-fiddle MunchDude!
Is Monday seeming like a long way off?
That's cuz it is.
And the closer it gets...the longer the hours will be.
And then when Monday finally gets here, the hours will last days, the seconds seem like hours...
Then...
when ya finally get to the shop, money in pocket, shit-eating grin on your face, yellow stains on your fingers from nervously eating bag after bag of Cheeto's...
You'll think of your pal, Dogbreath.
and decide to send it to him cuz you think to yourself...
Doggy's a great guy......"it's the only reasonable thing to do."
So, of course you do and Doggy is extremely happy,
stops sniffin peoples butts
and you go to bed Monday night with the realization that you've made a difference in the lives of all the future butts that would have been sniffed if it weren't for you.
It gives you a sense of accomplishment and you swell with pride...
Way to go dude!
We need more people like you in the world!
MunchDude!!!
Defender of buttocks...Oppressor of Flatulating dolphins!
You Da Man!