here's the lyrics.
Here are some lyrics that we ought to parody...
"Beer Barrel Polka"
There's a garden, what a garden
Only happy faces bloom there
And there's never any room
For a worry or a gloom
There's music, and there's dancing
And a lot of sweet romancing
When they play the polka
They all get in the swing
Everytime you hear that Oom-pah-pah
Everbody feels so tra-la-la-la
They only want to come back for one thing
They crowd around and sing trolly-olly-ay
And you hear that rumble on the floor
It's a big (HA HA HA HA) surprise you're waiting for
Then all at once everybody, everybody, forms a ring
(Spoken: Come on everybody get up and form a ring. That's
the way, everybody get up and form a big ring. That's the way.
Then all at once you form a ring. Everybody get up and form a
ring. Here's a tenth of everybody....)
For miles around, you'll hear them sing
Roll out the barrel, We'll have a barrel of fun
Roll out the barrel, we've got the blues on the run
Zing Boom Terrara
Join in a glass of good cheer
Now it's time to roll the barrel
For the gang's all here (Spoken: Take it away boys!)
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Ok, Here's Mine: (to be sung in a cookie monster voice, polka ballad style, maybe with a mexican corrido reprise of the chorus... and that guy who sings from the minaret...)
"Green Zone Polka"
by Obi-Wan zenabI
There's a Green Zone, what a Green Zone
Mortars and Iraqi IEDs boom there
And there's never any room
For a worry or a gloom
There's gunshots, and there's dying
And a lot of redeploying
When they slay the soldiers
Put your ass in a sling
Everytime you hear that Oom-pah-pah
Everbody feels so tra-la-la-la
They only want to come back for one thing
They crowd around and drill for the oily-oily-ay
And you hear that rumble by the door
It's a big (Boom Boom Boom Boom) surprise you're waiting for (IED!)
Then all at once paramedics, medevac, forms a ring
(Spoken: Come on everybody get up and form a ring. That's
the way, everybody get up and form a big ring. That's the way.
Then all at once you form a ring. Everybody get up and form a
ring. only 49 percent disabled! Back to Iraq....)
For miles around, you'll hear them sing
Roll out the Humvee, We'll have a barrel of fun
Roll out the Humvee, we've got the blues on the run
"Global War on Terra!"
Join the army and don't be a queer!
Now it's time to roll the barrel
For the gang's all here (Spoken: Take it away boys!)
