Please spend some.......

[regebro]

Good point.

 

[Rokket]

Good point.

Thanks. I stopped myself before I went on a true blue rant. There are lots of other things I could have added....

 

[thane1200]

*bump*bump*bump*bump*

 

[Carter]

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[apl]

This is funny. We can't agree on what advice to give a complete newbie. Could we write a step-by-step plan for a newbie home studio for some price point like $1000.

 

[scrubs]

This is funny. We can't agree on what advice to give a complete newbie. Could we write a step-by-step plan for a newbie home studio for some price point like $1000.

But I want to set up my home studio for <$200. Can you help?

 

[cellardweller]

"dude, I have two gay cats in my cellar that sodomize each other and I want to record their moans of passion and play it backwards. If I duct tape an SM57 to both cats, which way should I point it, and will I need a windscreen and what's the difference between a windscreen and a pop screen, and should I buy a chinese microphone-do you think the cats would prefer a chinese microphone, or are cats (espcially gay ones) infamously sibilant...."

..........

 

[scrubs]

should I buy a chinese microphone-do you think the cats would prefer a chinese microphone?

I read somewhere that Siamese cats prefer Chinese mics. I would get a matched pair of C4s if the output of the cats is close. Otherwise, get 2 PZMs and duct tape them to the cats.