Kramer
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B.SABBATH said:
Now it's catching on!
B.SABBATH said:
WATYF said:OK....
more musician jokes!!!
What's the difference between a violin and a viola?
-There is no difference. The violin just looks smaller because the violinist's head is so big.
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
-A flat minor.
What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
-A flat major.
What is the difference between a Tuba player and a terrorist?
-Terrorists have sympathisers.
How do you get two lead guitarists to play in perfect unison?
-Shoot one.
Did you hear about the lead guitarist who was in tune?
-Neither did I.
How do you get a bass player off of your front porch?
-Pay him for the pizza.
What's the difference between a drummer and a sack of fertilizer?
-The sack.
How many sound guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
-One, two, one, two, check, check, one, two...
Why do sound guys only count to two?
-Because on "three" you actually have to lift something.
WATYF
Kramer said:Bwahahahahaha!LMAO!The one about the bass player sent me and my brother into uncontrollable laughter.
Fuck you, "LAMER," ...Kramer said:This thread needs more salt.
chrisharris said:Fuck you, "LAMER," ...
You're probably of French descent, eh?
Naw, this isn't fun. I have to actually be pissed in order for it to be fun.
So K, whose tune are you covering?