paging b sabbath

mmmmm.... searching for an off topic...... mmmmm.....

....dont wanna be political..... thats "too" cave.

.....dont wanna get into talking about gear...... thats everywhere else.

......mmmm, could talk about sex....? eh, Im married.... what do i know about that anyway....... ....besides, my wife is very pregnant....need i say more. :D

........ah, ....slander! SLANDER!!!! .....always interesting and always entertaining......

I'll start this off.....


Whoever this pertains to.......... and we know who you are.......
 
disclaimer- That image in no way pertains to the sexual orientation of Ozzy Osbourne. That opinion has been proved contrary by tests mandated by the State of California. Those tests to include (1) Ant Snorting and (2) the Fear Factor most esteemed member award. California also recognizes an escalated level of manhood in any individual that desecrates a historical monument in a state other than California.














:D
 
OK....


more musician jokes!!!

:D :D :D



What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

-There is no difference. The violin just looks smaller because the violinist's head is so big.


What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

-A flat minor.



What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

-A flat major.




What is the difference between a Tuba player and a terrorist?

-Terrorists have sympathisers.




How do you get two lead guitarists to play in perfect unison?

-Shoot one.




Did you hear about the lead guitarist who was in tune?

-Neither did I.




How do you get a bass player off of your front porch?

-Pay him for the pizza.




What's the difference between a drummer and a sack of fertilizer?

-The sack.



How many sound guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

-One, two, one, two, check, check, one, two...



Why do sound guys only count to two?

-Because on "three" you actually have to lift something.




WATYF
 
WATYF said:
OK....


more musician jokes!!!

:D :D :D



What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

-There is no difference. The violin just looks smaller because the violinist's head is so big.


What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

-A flat minor.



What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

-A flat major.




What is the difference between a Tuba player and a terrorist?

-Terrorists have sympathisers.




How do you get two lead guitarists to play in perfect unison?

-Shoot one.




Did you hear about the lead guitarist who was in tune?

-Neither did I.




How do you get a bass player off of your front porch?

-Pay him for the pizza.




What's the difference between a drummer and a sack of fertilizer?

-The sack.



How many sound guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

-One, two, one, two, check, check, one, two...



Why do sound guys only count to two?

-Because on "three" you actually have to lift something.




WATYF

Bwahahahahaha!LMAO!The one about the bass player sent me and my brother into uncontrollable laughter.:D
 
May I join in on this thread made of geniuses?

Thought I'd ask Mr. B.SABBATH himself if he's done anything new to "disrepair",. That song r0xx.
 
Kramer said:
This thread needs more salt.
Fuck you, "LAMER," ...

You're probably of French descent, eh?

Naw, this isn't fun. I have to actually be pissed in order for it to be fun.

So K, whose tune are you covering?
 
chrisharris said:
Fuck you, "LAMER," ...

You're probably of French descent, eh?

Naw, this isn't fun. I have to actually be pissed in order for it to be fun.

So K, whose tune are you covering?

LMAO!:D

I've actaully been working on a Voxvendor tune but it doesnt look like it's gonna be ready by the deadline.I guess I can always slip it in late as a "normal" everyday post.







I like the way this thread feels against my skin.
 
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