Drinking provides a beautiful excuse to pursue the one activity that truly gives me pleasure, hooking up with fat, hairy girls. (Ross Levy)
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. (Henny Youngman)
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? (Stephen Wright)
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear
weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. (Frank Zappa)
And God said, "Let there be vodka!" And He saw that it was good. Then God said, "Let there be light!" And then He said, "Whoa -too much light." (Anonymous)
And, Waldo, are you telling me that not all 16 year old girls have hair on their chest? I need to get out more.
