Newbie to music. Have I the big talent?

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cool, my thesaurus was running out of synonyms for " douche". Now I can add cheesyrecipie in there
 
Holy crap! I thought the new song would sound just as crappy as the last two but you really showed us! I almost know who this guy is...he IS someone famous for sure.


























NUBBYDICK!
You may be a chuckle but you still suck big hairy man meat. Why don't you go back to trying to put baseball bats in your mouth for practice? You'll be ready for me in no time you wrinkled rectum.
 
hahahah

excellent
sweet guitar licks.

Your voice is really good too , how do you manage to get the power in your voice like that?

WE were WRONG for doubting you, send this to EMI right now.

y
 
uh oh...

jake-owa.. I saw there's a new member here; 'nubsidedown'..

hmm
 
Great thread, Cheesy...don't leave for good...need the laughs! (You smelly pooh...)
 
This has been one of the funniest things I have read in a long while, I'm sitting here at work pissing myself. It has everything a decent story needs, a beginning where cheesy dick asks people to listen to his "music" a middle when the battering of his "music" gets into full swing, then a realisation of his wrong doing towards the end by adding acceptance that he was wrong, a real moral to the story, a twist that he is a real musician and then we are left on a cliff hanger of an ending...is he going to come back with more music???? Fucking Great!!!! I haven't heard the tunes, (although sounds like I shouldn't bother anyway) because as I have said I'm at work, but this has been highly entertaining, well fucking done son!

Oh and DaffyDunk I don't know if anyone actually answered your question on page one, but 'Uni' is just a shortening to University, I guess its just a British thing but I maybe wrong.
 
That sucked like a lesbian on a clit

That sucked like a 5 year on a lollypop

Your one of those people that got thrown off of the "AMERICAN IDOL" line right, you've honest to god have to be kidding with your hopes, and your 21.

Who ever gives you lessons, is just taking your money

This freakin guy....:D:D :D :D :D :D you should be a comedian
 
Fantastic

I first read this thread at work this afternoon.

Before I even finished downloading the first song, I started reading the responses. I think I seriously piddled once or twice (on account of laughter and coffee) from the responses alone...then I heard the song and full on busted a nut.

Bravo.
 
Mathews said:
Oh and DaffyDunk I don't know if anyone actually answered your question on page one, but 'Uni' is just a shortening to University, I guess its just a British thing but I maybe wrong.

Kinda figured that. Theres a state college in my town that's actually called UNI and I was fearing for their music department! :D
 
Oh yea.... the link doesn't work. I wanted to hear some music from an accomplished compser too...
 
Re: Big fuckin' yikes..........

Blue Bear Sound said:
Either this guy's funnin' the lot of you

yup... that's exactly what i think this is all about...but some fish are biting hard, looks like...:)
 
This is a very popular thread!

I know you all think I'm a big cult!

Love, Cheesy
 
my proper music...

By the way guys, here's the link again to my proper music. It was not working before. I have played in lots of bands and I am semi-pro.

It's a song I wrote called 'I like Music'. I think the title says it all really and it was inspired by Robby Williams song 'Angles'. It's not 100% finished as I was thinking of adding maybe a bit of a sax break. Unfortunately, my DX7 doesn't have sax sounds so I may have to wait :(

Enjoy!

 
*yawn*

...taking the joke too far.

This is getting boring now........
 
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