This has been one of the funniest things I have read in a long while, I'm sitting here at work pissing myself. It has everything a decent story needs, a beginning where cheesy dick asks people to listen to his "music" a middle when the battering of his "music" gets into full swing, then a realisation of his wrong doing towards the end by adding acceptance that he was wrong, a real moral to the story, a twist that he is a real musician and then we are left on a cliff hanger of an ending...is he going to come back with more music???? Fucking Great!!!! I haven't heard the tunes, (although sounds like I shouldn't bother anyway) because as I have said I'm at work, but this has been highly entertaining, well fucking done son!
Oh and DaffyDunk I don't know if anyone actually answered your question on page one, but 'Uni' is just a shortening to University, I guess its just a British thing but I maybe wrong.