ONE: 'You shall have no other lamps before the Lava Lamp, (Black Lights and eco friendly fluros included).'
TWO: 'You shall not make for yourself a larva lamp; any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth is what it is and a home made lava lamp is neither cool nor safe.'
THREE: 'You shall not take the name of the Lava Lamp manufacturer in vain when the Lamp fails to improve headroom on your recording.'
FOUR: 'Remember the Sabbath CD, and warm up the Larva Lamp to one of their 1st 5 records.'
FIVE: 'Honor your father and your mother by using the Lava Lamp they left you in their will.'
SIX: 'You shall not record with the lamp OFF.'
SEVEN: 'You shall not commit adult games without the Lava Lamp being turned albiet not in close proximity to your body.'
EIGHT: 'You shall not steal someone else's Lava lamp because that's going to get you bad Karma.'
NINE: 'You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor to get his Lava Lamp.'
TEN: 'You shall not covet your neighbor's DAW; you shall not covet your neighbor's interface, nor his guitar, nor his amp, nor his ox, nor his preamp, nor anything that is your neighbor's except his Lava Lamp IF it truly is better than yours.'