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mshilarious said:
Myth: drum solos are cool :p

That's because most drummers don't make it interesting enough.

Check out Tool's Merkaba for an exception to the rule.
 
Cyrokk said:
That's because most drummers don't make it interesting enough.

Check out Tool's Merkaba for an exception to the rule.

No, sorry, no exceptions, not even Bruford's "The Drum Also Waltzes"

The only thing that sucks more is bass solos. :p

Guitar solos are a close third . . .

Worst of all is singers talking between tracks in concert :mad:

Oh yes, and keyboard players, in general :p

Edit: Yes, even Fonzie's bongo solo :p
 
EDAN said:
It's been awhile, I think you have to have a song released to qualify at both, but may be it's just ASCAP. That being said I know many writers who have no songs released and are members of both, both as in either, you can't belong to both as the same time.
Well, being a member and having a song registered are two different benchmarks with different qualifications, which is why I asked them separately. Here's what all this was leading up to...

As I understand it, an ASCAP registration for a song - and therefore the ability to collect mechanical or performaance royalties - requires that the song has been "commercially published and recorded" (or words to that effect.) Now I personally find the word "commercially" to be quite ambiguous and rather meaningless. But the key word for me as regards our debate is the "published". Unless one is just publishing lyrics alone, "publishing" includes some transcription of the melody and/or chord progressions.

One can let the publisher do it for them, I suppose. But an indie artist like the kind you'll find on this board would be insane, IMHO, not to register as an independant publisher themselves and keep for themselves the extra money that the publisher would strip off the top, as well as retain control over the rights and ownership of the song instead of giving them up to publisher hell as well.

So, doing the math through all that crap means that if one is to release their own songs and collect royalties on them, they are probably publishing the songs themselves, which requires the very basic skill of being able to actually transcribe a little more than just the lyrics to paper.

Which means actually knowing what notes and chords you are playing.

Not that that's rocket science. Unless you're name is Phoebe Buffet. :)

G.
 
SouthSIDE Glen said:
Not that that's rocket science. Unless you're name is Phoebe Buffet. :)

Ah, but Phoebe only wrote new lyrics to an existing tune, "Sleepy Girl" :p
 
SouthSIDE Glen said:
Well, being a member and having a song registered are two different benchmarks with different qualifications, which is why I asked them separately. Here's what all this was leading up to...

As I understand it, an ASCAP registration for a song - and therefore the ability to collect mechanical or performaance royalties - requires that the song has been "commercially published and recorded" (or words to that effect.) Now I personally find the word "commercially" to be quite ambiguous and rather meaningless. But the key word for me as regards our debate is the "published". Unless one is just publishing lyrics alone, "publishing" includes some transcription of the melody and/or chord progressions.

One can let the publisher do it for them, I suppose. But an indie artist like the kind you'll find on this board would be insane, IMHO, not to register as an independant publisher themselves and keep for themselves the extra money that the publisher would strip off the top, as well as retain control over the rights and ownership of the song instead of giving them up to publisher hell as well.

So, doing the math through all that crap means that if one is to release their own songs and collect royalties on them, they are probably publishing the songs themselves, which requires the very basic skill of being able to actually transcribe a little more than just the lyrics to paper.

Which means actually knowing what notes and chords you are playing.

Not that that's rocket science. Unless you're name is Phoebe Buffet. :)

G.


I must be going zoinkos as I didn't even notice the question about registering songs. You don't need anything transcribed to register your songs with any PRO. All you need in the title, writer/writers names and either the file number of the song or the pending number from the Library of Congress. My brother reminded me that a writer need only have songs that are "likely" to be performed in public in order to join both ASCAP and BMI. That could mean played on the radio or a live performance by the writer.
 
We need a moderator to move this thread to the songwriting forum.
 
EDAN said:
I must be going zoinkos as I didn't even notice the question about registering songs. You don't need anything transcribed to register your songs with any PRO. All you need in the title, writer/writers names and either the file number of the song or the pending number from the Library of Congress. My brother reminded me that a writer need only have songs that are "likely" to be performed in public in order to join both ASCAP and BMI. That could mean played on the radio or a live performance by the writer.
So, we aren't paying attention again.
 
It was the royal we. I meant EDAN. If you look back, he has spent half his time fighting points that weren't posed.
 
Sillyhat said:
It was the royal we. I meant EDAN. If you look back, he has spent half his time fighting points that weren't posed.

Yeah I know. I just love that line. I learned it from Louis Rukeyser, formerly of "Wall $treet Week". He used it on an investment banker guest who kept saying "we think . . . " etc. The guy just about dropped a pantload after Louie inferred that he had intestinal parasites :D
 
Sillyhat said:
It was the royal we. I meant EDAN. If you look back, he has spent half his time fighting points that weren't posed.

There you go again, Sally, I mean silly. I didn't even reply never mind fight any points. He asked me two questions, I only answered the first. The half od my time fighting points was actually a couple of minutes on one post I misread of yours, a post as you very well know I edited when I dicovered my mistake before you even brought it up. Now, did you learn anything new today? You'd have to pay good money to get this kind of pro advice anywhere else, son.
 
EDAN said:
There you go again, Sally, I mean silly. I didn't even reply never mind fight any points. He asked me two questions, I only answered the first. The half od my time fighting points was actually a couple of minutes on one post I misread of yours, a post as you very well know I edited when I dicovered my mistake before you even brought it up. Now, did you learn anything new today? You'd have to pay good money to get this kind of pro advice anywhere else, son.

That's not true!
 
Myth #887 - If I keep checking this thread, it will eventually get back on topic.
 
NL5 said:
Myth #887 - If I keep checking this thread, it will eventually get back on topic.

Myth #1,015: Stapp holds up his hands while he sings because he is a goofy drunken idiot. In reality, he is balancing the forces of good and evil in eternity. :p
 
Willis changed his avatar back to Buckwheat. That is the coolest thing so far..... :rolleyes: :cool: :D

Oh, and I just had a party at my house, and drank a lot of beer.
 
Myth #3.141592653589793238...

This thread is rational.


Myth #42

Every piece must contain at least one tonic chord in the root position per verse/chorus.


Myth #666

Inconsistent rhythm can be solved by layering enough strings.
 
Technological Advancement and the Performance Quality Trap

OK, just a different slant on an already mentioned idea.

Overall, the biggest myth I'm aware of is the general belief of 17th Century philosophers that technological advancement would bring us to a point where, being freed from physical drudgery, people would steep themselves in art, literature, scientific exploration, personal development... But then came TV... So much for philosophy.

How does this apply to recording? ...Well, many are led to believe that technological advancement makes for good recordings. But it just makes recording generally easier to do. What makes good recordings happen is a timeless thing... a hot performance brought about by lots of rehearsal and excitement. The fact that recording's easier now is a trap I think. Lures one into thinking that if you just record endless takes you'll be able to create a great performance by reshaping and stitching parts together like a Frankenstein creation.

Tim
 
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mshilarious said:
Myth #1,015: Stapp holds up his hands while he sings because he is a goofy drunken idiot. In reality, he is balancing the forces of good and evil in eternity. :p

Ah, HELL NO! I hope that this "eternal struggle" doesn't all come down to Scott Stapp. :D
 
Timothy Lawler said:
Lures one into thinking that if you just record endless takes you'll be able to create a great performance by reshaping and stitching parts together like a Frankenstein creation.

You're talking about my piezo RUMBLE! entry again, aren't you :p

Hey, what is recording endless takes, if not rehearsal :p
 
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