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Mystery Records Interview With Lpc....
Here is the latest interview conducted with LPC:
Mystery Interviewer (MI): I'm sitting here with Supercreep and Incanus, the latest sensations signed to Mystery Records. How are you doing boys?
Supercreep (SC): Who are you calling boys? We are artists, maggott!!!
Incanus (In): I'm fine, weiner, so bite me!!!
MI: Ok, guys, settle down. Tell us a bit about yourselves...
SC: I'm the doe eyed, adorable one, and Incanus is the bad boy....
In: Wait, jackass, I'm doe eyed and lovable. You suck...
SC: Shut your hole before I stick a fork in your eye, buttmunch. I'm the driving force here, and Incanus is the dark, MYSTERY guy...
In: That's true. I am MYSTERIOUS. But I am also the brains behind this contraption...
SC: You said behind....Ass.
MI: Lets get serious here guys....What do you think of Mystery's latest signing of Dogman, the most adorable, doe eyed, charismatic hunk of meat yet seen on earth?
In: Who?
MI: He HIJACKED this thread earlier, to promote his own music .
SC: What a jackass. He probably even does really lame covers .
MI: Ha hA GuyS!!1q1!#@! ThiS ThreAD WSA hyKJICKED onCE Again...
Note: No actual people were used during this interview, and you probably now have brain cancer for reading this interview...
Thank you.
TEDCHRISTIANMYSTERYASS
Here is the latest interview conducted with LPC:
Mystery Interviewer (MI): I'm sitting here with Supercreep and Incanus, the latest sensations signed to Mystery Records. How are you doing boys?
Supercreep (SC): Who are you calling boys? We are artists, maggott!!!
Incanus (In): I'm fine, weiner, so bite me!!!
MI: Ok, guys, settle down. Tell us a bit about yourselves...
SC: I'm the doe eyed, adorable one, and Incanus is the bad boy....
In: Wait, jackass, I'm doe eyed and lovable. You suck...
SC: Shut your hole before I stick a fork in your eye, buttmunch. I'm the driving force here, and Incanus is the dark, MYSTERY guy...
In: That's true. I am MYSTERIOUS. But I am also the brains behind this contraption...
SC: You said behind....Ass.
MI: Lets get serious here guys....What do you think of Mystery's latest signing of Dogman, the most adorable, doe eyed, charismatic hunk of meat yet seen on earth?
In: Who?
MI: He HIJACKED this thread earlier, to promote his own music .
SC: What a jackass. He probably even does really lame covers .
MI: Ha hA GuyS!!1q1!#@! ThiS ThreAD WSA hyKJICKED onCE Again...
Note: No actual people were used during this interview, and you probably now have brain cancer for reading this interview...
Thank you.
TEDCHRISTIANMYSTERYASS