
Gorty
New member
mx_mx said:I smell a scam...do you want those virgins via western union?
I just want them now!!!

mx_mx said:I smell a scam...do you want those virgins via western union?
Gorty said:You can send me those 100 virgins first!
I'll pm you my address!!!![]()
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Gorty said:I have just been playing my new baby and she has sustain and tone all the way into tomorrow!![]()
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Bwahahahahahahahahaaaa...that is funny!!!gvarko said:I have searched for 100 virgins all day and had no luck, I am in NJ.
I did find one semi-skanky slut willing to blow you for the Les Paul.
She did ask about your resemblence to Bon Jovi, I told her you look like his retarded 1/2 cousin Ron Jovi.
She said close enough, deal?![]()
true-eurt said:Bwahahahahahahahahaaaa...that is funny!!!.....I mean, I don't think your retarded r00!!!
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Love that axe!! When are you going to show off her sister axe?!!!![]()
I will never hate you!!Gorty said:I think everyone will start hating me if I show off too much!![]()
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Gorty said:I'll leave some beers in the fridge for ya as well Dogman!![]()
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Clive Hugh said:As long as it's not Emu draught. Nice axe by the way.
The un-poofy oneGorty said:I have always wanted a Gibson Les Paul Custom ever since I started playing guitar....20 years later and all in one week I have purchased 2 brand new Gibson Les Paul Customs.....![]()
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Here they are side by side..........Hmmmmm......now which one do I play first!!!![]()
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Purrrrty she be r00!!Gorty said:It's a long story and I know you all probably hate me but the guy in the music shop who sold me the wine red Les Paul made me an offer I could not refuse, which resulted in me buying this Brand new Cherry Sunburst 2005 Gibson Les Paul Custom as well!.......![]()
Nothing some good handling won't cure!!mx_mx said:The un-poofy one
The red wine baby!! Then the cherry burst!! Then the red.....so on and so on!!Gorty said:I have always wanted a Gibson Les Paul Custom ever since I started playing guitar....20 years later and all in one week I have purchased 2 brand new Gibson Les Paul Customs.....![]()
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Here they are side by side..........Hmmmmm......now which one do I play first!!!![]()
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c7sus said:You're an inspiration to all of us!!!!!!
I have to show Riley this page!!!!![]()
Those are sweet. Here's wishing many happy years wailing away on those beauties!
I've got my eye on a semi-hollow lefty Gadow that UpstateSteve turned me onto.I haven't bought an electric guitar since 1974! And my last martin was in 85. So you know it's too many years in between great guitars. ENJOY!!!!