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An essay on mONKey
Are you sitting comfortably? At one stage or another, every man woman or child will be faced with the issue of mONKey. Until recently considered taboo amongst polite society, it is impossible to overestimate its impact on modern thought. It is estimated that that mONKey is thought about eight times every day by socialists, who are yet to grow accustomed to its disombobulating nature. Hold onto your hats as we begin a journey into mONKey.
Social Factors
Society is our own everyday reality. When Thucictholous said 'people only know one thing' [1] he was clearly refering to the impact of mONKey on today's society. A child’s approach to mONKey demonstrates a coherent approach, something so lacking in our culture, that it is not recognised by all.
Nothing represents every day life better than mONKey, and I mean nothing. To put it simply, people like mONKey.
Economic Factors
Do we critique the markets, or do they in-fact critique us? We will primarily be focusing on the Greek-Roman model, a lovely model.
National
Debt
mONKey
There is no longer a need to argue the importance of mONKey, it is clear to see that the results speak for themselves. The question which surfaces now is, how? Seemingly the national debt sings a very different tune. In the light of this free trade must be examined.
Political Factors
Machiavellian politics is rife. Are our leaders justified in pursuing and maintaining political power? Comparing current political thought with that held just ten years ago is like comparing night and day.
Take a moment to consider the words of style icon Elijah B. Adger 'consciousness complicates a myriad of progressions.' [2] Considered by many to be one of the 'Founding Fathers' of mONKey, his words cannot be over-looked. If I may be as bold as to paraphrase, he was saying that 'political ideals are built on the solid cornerstone of mONKey.'
I hope, for our sake that mONKey will endure.
Conclusion
In my opinion mONKey has, and will continue to be a major building block for the world in which we live. It fills a hole, invades where necessary, though mONKey brings with it obvious difficulties, it is truly mONKey.
What a great essay. Finally a word from super-star Courteney Zeta-Jones 'I would say without a shadow of a doubt: mONKey ROCKS!!! [3]
[1] Thucictholous - Man - Published 42 AD
[2] Adger - Politics Per Day - 2000 Jinder Publishing
[3] Get On The Bus - Issue 321 - Media Books
Are you sitting comfortably? At one stage or another, every man woman or child will be faced with the issue of mONKey. Until recently considered taboo amongst polite society, it is impossible to overestimate its impact on modern thought. It is estimated that that mONKey is thought about eight times every day by socialists, who are yet to grow accustomed to its disombobulating nature. Hold onto your hats as we begin a journey into mONKey.
Social Factors
Society is our own everyday reality. When Thucictholous said 'people only know one thing' [1] he was clearly refering to the impact of mONKey on today's society. A child’s approach to mONKey demonstrates a coherent approach, something so lacking in our culture, that it is not recognised by all.
Nothing represents every day life better than mONKey, and I mean nothing. To put it simply, people like mONKey.
Economic Factors
Do we critique the markets, or do they in-fact critique us? We will primarily be focusing on the Greek-Roman model, a lovely model.
National
Debt
mONKey
There is no longer a need to argue the importance of mONKey, it is clear to see that the results speak for themselves. The question which surfaces now is, how? Seemingly the national debt sings a very different tune. In the light of this free trade must be examined.
Political Factors
Machiavellian politics is rife. Are our leaders justified in pursuing and maintaining political power? Comparing current political thought with that held just ten years ago is like comparing night and day.
Take a moment to consider the words of style icon Elijah B. Adger 'consciousness complicates a myriad of progressions.' [2] Considered by many to be one of the 'Founding Fathers' of mONKey, his words cannot be over-looked. If I may be as bold as to paraphrase, he was saying that 'political ideals are built on the solid cornerstone of mONKey.'
I hope, for our sake that mONKey will endure.
Conclusion
In my opinion mONKey has, and will continue to be a major building block for the world in which we live. It fills a hole, invades where necessary, though mONKey brings with it obvious difficulties, it is truly mONKey.
What a great essay. Finally a word from super-star Courteney Zeta-Jones 'I would say without a shadow of a doubt: mONKey ROCKS!!! [3]
[1] Thucictholous - Man - Published 42 AD
[2] Adger - Politics Per Day - 2000 Jinder Publishing
[3] Get On The Bus - Issue 321 - Media Books
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Ahhhhh..... I see that someone has discovered their text editor's "find and replace" feature... hmmmmm... Monkey likes the intellectual image this essay conveys.
Tim, representing Monkey
Tim, representing Monkey
Nakatira
That Norwegian Bastard
eeeyh leave Monkey alone he`s special.
Incanus
Nerd-man
MoNKEy is a Rock and Roll genious so far ahead of his time that he can be appreciated even now, and then again at a newand different level in about the year 2075. He is an artist the likes of which the world has never known before. Period.
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xfinsterx
New member
Timothy Lawler said:
Lmao! Too funny Tim.
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shiatzu
New member
I just got my band signed on Mystery Records too.
The StolenPornTorium. They were nice enough to hook me up with an angelfire site: i hear those are pretty hard to get.
www.angelfire.com/indie/stolenporntorium/
I recommend "Heather Can't Carry Scissors" for a first-time listener.
The StolenPornTorium. They were nice enough to hook me up with an angelfire site: i hear those are pretty hard to get.
www.angelfire.com/indie/stolenporntorium/
I recommend "Heather Can't Carry Scissors" for a first-time listener.
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David Katauskas
New member
LMFAO!!! Priceless.
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Monkey cites Bach as his primary musical influence.Incanus said:MoNKEy is a Rock and Roll genious so far ahead of his time that he can be appreciated even now, and then again at a newand different level in about the year 2075. He is an artist the likes of which the world has never known before. Period.
Tim
Supercreep
Lizard People
I'm pretty sure moNKey practically invented the key of G. Before that, it just stopped at F sharp.
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MONKEY!
New member
hI sPrKrEp!!!!!11!!!1 eeeEEeeeEEK. eeeeEEK!!
srrrry.... monKy kaNt kounT!!! eeeeek
kanT kouNt tU G!!!!! hahAhAhAhaAAHAHAAeeeeeeEEEEEK!!!!
srrrry.... monKy kaNt kounT!!! eeeeek
kanT kouNt tU G!!!!! hahAhAhAhaAAHAHAAeeeeeeEEEEEK!!!!
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Jack Real
New member
MONKEY! said:hI sPrKrEp!!!!!11!!!1 eeeEEeeeEEK. eeeeEEK!!
srrrry.... monKy kaNt kounT!!! eeeeek
Hi Monkey
Welcome to the board. BTW, I just received my "Ultimate Rumble of all times" CD. WOW, all those great guitar players and 2 bonus tracks, that will be a contender for the best CD of the year. With a compilation like that, I think "Stinkdog Records" has now become the number one record company of this board, in front of you know who.
/Jack Real.
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MONKEY!
New member
Jack Real said:
A note from Monkey's private secretary:
While the artist known as Monkey admires the Rumble recordings and the rising industry status of Stinkdog Records he would like to take this opportunity to reaffirm his artistic commitment and contractual obligation to Mystery Records and make the following personal statement. "I lovE mystereY recordS, especiallY thE gifteD teD phillipS anD christiaN, neitheR oF whoM i iN anY waY I regarD aS trollS. anD thiS iS reallY mE, noT jusT somE mysterY recordS secretarY hackinG mY computeR anD posinG aS monkeY."
cc T.P and C.
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MONKEY!
New member
hlP! eeeeEEEEeeeEEEK!!
hLd priSneR at mStrEE rcRDs! eeeek.
hLLLLLLLLPPPP!!!! eeeeeee/
hLd priSneR at mStrEE rcRDs! eeeek.
hLLLLLLLLPPPP!!!! eeeeeee/
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RAMI
Guest
He's so ahead of his time that, in 2075, when the world has caught up to his genius, someone's going to put a band of apes together that doesn't really play their own music, give them a TV show and call it "The People"...."Hey Hey we're The People....monkeys say we people around..."
Incanus
Nerd-man
RAMI said:
He he he.
Cool.
true-eurt
Maneater
That is very funny, and brilliant!!!RAMI said:
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MONKEY!
New member
A note from Monkey's private secretary:
The song "Hey Hey We're the Humans" has recently been copyrighted by Monkey. Filming of the upcoming television series, "The Humans" though, was cancelled due to frequent and unpredictable feces-throwing outbursts by the cast.
The song "Hey Hey We're the Humans" has recently been copyrighted by Monkey. Filming of the upcoming television series, "The Humans" though, was cancelled due to frequent and unpredictable feces-throwing outbursts by the cast.
Dogman
Unkle Ticklefingers
Monkey, Stinkdog is calling.....Answer or suffer the consequences. You "KNOW" what we mean!!!!!!
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MONKEY!
New member
moNKy haS nO fEar. mE hav rEp pWR nOW. 50 pOstS!!!!!!! bEwR!!!! eeeeeeeeeEEEEEK hAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
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