MONKEY!!!... presented by Mystery Records

[XLR]

Monkey Metal

Monkey

My name is Monkey. I record exclusively for Mystery Records. Do not confuse me with "The Monkees", who were human. I'm a real monkey. I got help typing this, 'cause I tend to go wild at the keyboard and scream and throw feces and stuff.

Any suggestions on the arrangment? EQ? I know it needs a little compression, but hell... I'm a monkey.

mONKeY

 

[RAMI]

Shit! You got me. I thought my media player froze and sat there staring at my PC for 30 seconds expecting something else to happen. HAHA! Pretty cool Monkey sound, though.

 

[Incanus]

Hi, Monkey!

Remember me?

We ran into each other in the corridor outside of Mystery Records Office overlooking Lake Michigan.

Anyway, you have a truly magnificent voice. Great performance!!

As far as the mix goes, you are using way too much reverb and a bit too much compression. Was that a cheap chinese mic you were recording into? Thought so. You would sound a lot better through a 414 or something. Maybe you should get a little closer to the mic next time.

Keep up the great work!!!!

 

[Dogman]

WOw MonKEy!!!21211! I LIke YoU AloTT.23

BuTT NOW All YouRE' threAD be HIJcakced...

 

[XLR]

Monkey has just updated his musical offering with a Metal performance. Check out the orig post.

Mystery Records

 

[lurgan liar]

hahaha I wish i could sing as well as you Monkey

 

[Nakatira]

monkey You tha man.

very cool.

 

[Dogman]

Monkey, you kick some serious ass....How about you come over, and sign with Stinkdog Records? We are way ahead of Mystery in terms of album sales for the year. We have something like 30 albums sold....er...given away, plus r minus a dozen. What you say, come to the big boys, or stay with the little weiners?



This thread is now hijacked by Stinkdog recordings....
All you recordings belong to us....

 

[whyseye]

Monkey has just updated his musical offering with a Metal performance. Check out the orig post.

Mystery Records

Sheer! Monkey! Genius! ........ I predict platinum sales in days!

!!

 

[Dogman]

Sheer! Monkey! Genius! ........ I predict platinum sales in days!

!!

Platinum, or aluminum....you decide, Monkey!!!! Join the Force, the irreputible Stinkdog recordings....the most in demand label this side of Pluto....


ThREad bE HyJackD AgiNN

 

[Incanus]

Metal is definitely your thing, Monkey!!!!

AWESOME!!!!!!!!

Watch out for the crazy, stinkin' Dogman!!!! He may tell you this and that, but you can't trust him!!!!!! Stay with Mystery!!!!! You'll go far . . . . . .

 

[true-eurt]

Monkey, where did you obtain that Gold Record voice and style??
Monkey see, Monkey dO??? I see, you've been trained by the beautiful and sexy Christain!!!!
Wow, eat your hearts out dudes!!!

In the Jungle
The Quiet jungle
The monkey hangs out

In the jungle
The mighty jungle
The monkey gives a shout

TED AND CHRISTIAN ROCKS!!! Eat your bananas, and smoke the peels losers!!

 

[XLR]

Rami said:

I thought my media player froze and sat there staring at my PC for 30 seconds expecting something else to happen. HAHA!

mnkY gt u!!!!! mNky gt u!!!! eEK! eeK! EeeeeeeeK!!!

Incanus said:

We ran into each other in the corridor outside of Mystery Records

i rmmbr u!!!! eeeeeKK! i leepd oN uR hd an pulld ur hAIR!!!!! eeeEEEK!

Dogman said:

WOw MonKEy!!!21211! I LIke YoU AloTT.23

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEK! mnkys r fraid f dgs!!!!!

eeeeeeeKK!

Lurgan Liar said:

I wish i could sing as well as you Monkey

heh-heh.... bt no 1 cn sng lk a mnKEy cn!!!!! eeeeeeeKK! cepT mbe chrSTn!!!! eeeeeK.

Nakatira said:

monkey You tha man.

nononono.... nkTRa u tha mnKEy!!!!!!!! hAhAhAhAhHA!!!!! eeeeeeeeeeeeeek! eek!

Dogman said:

What you say, come to the big boys, or stay with the little weiners?

Bt dg, mnkys haV lttl weinrs!!!!! EEEEEEEEEKKKK!!!!!1

Whyseye said:

[I predict platinum sales in days!

I jsT wnt sm pnuts!!!!! Eek!

Incanus said:

[Metal is definitely your thing, Monkey!!!!

mnKY lik mEtl!!!! mnkY mnKY metL eeeek!

True said:

[In the Jungle
The Quiet jungle
The monkey hangs out

In the jungle
The mighty jungle
The monkey gives a shout

eeeeEEEEK eek! Mnky lik jngl!!!!! eeEEk! Tru nis!!1 eeeeEEEEK! EeeeeEEeKK!

mnkY

 

[true-eurt]

What exactly is the PrIm-AtE reason for this thread mR mOnKeY????

AnSwEr pLeAsE!!!! MyStErY rEcOrDs hAs EnOugH Of ThIs MonKeY bUsInEsS!!!

tHe JuNgLe CaN Be a cOlD, WeT PlAcE fOr a MoNkEy!!!! AnD My pOwErFuL

LaWyErS wIlL SeNd yOu tO PrImAtE HeLl iF YoU DoN't GiVe oUr fAbUlOuS ClIeNt

cHrIsTiAn, aN ApOlOgY FoR SaYiNg a mOnKeY Is pReTtIeR AnD MoRe tAleNtEd

thAn hIm!!!!

eeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkk!!!! my arse!!!!!


our christian can oooo-----oooooo---oooooo!!!!

 

[Supercreep]

Hi, Monkey!

Remember me?

We ran into each other in the corridor outside of Mystery Records Office overlooking Lake Michigan.

Anyway, you have a truly magnificent voice. Great performance!!

As far as the mix goes, you are using way too much reverb and a bit too much compression. Was that a cheap chinese mic you were recording into? Thought so. You would sound a lot better through a 414 or something. Maybe you should get a little closer to the mic next time.

Keep up the great work!!!!

Sweet. Is that Lake Michigan, Ireland?

 

[Dogman]

MOnkye,,!!1 All YoU ThrEAD s be Are hyJaKCED Now!!112!!@ HA, Ha, ah

 

[true-eurt]

Momkeyed doodle went to towm
riyding on a po-pony
stuk a fethuer n his kap
eeeeeeeeked it macko ronie

BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahabawabababababaaaa!!!!!!!


Christian is hot!!!! hot, hot , hot!!!!

 

[Incanus]

Hey monkey!!

If you brought in 11 of your friends and family on the project, you could call yourselves 'The 12 Monkeys' !!!!!

 

[Dogman]

HA Ha MonKEEy!!11! You WIlL NoW bE SUEd BY TheE AweSOMe TEdcHRistiANMYSTrey Be PrePARed....BE VerY PrePARed..!!21!

 

[XLR]

Memo just received by Monkey from Mystery Records' corporate attorneys:

Mr. Monkey,
The Mystery Records legal team advises you, as one of our M. R. artists, to make the following responses to recent public accusatory statements.

Accusatory Statement: "You WIlL NoW bE SUEd BY TheE AweSOMe TEdcHRistiANMYSTrey Be PrePARed....BE VerY PrePARed..!!21!"

Recommended response: "Eek eek (ad lib). All previous factional/species conflicts among artists on the Mystery Records' roster have been resolved. Also, litigation is not possible in US courts against a monkey. Eek eek (ad lib)."

Accusatory Statement: "If you brought in 11 of your friends and family on the project, you could call yourselves 'The 12 Monkeys' !!!!!"

Recommended response: "Eek eek (ad lib). Neither I nor my immediate relations have now or in the past been subjects in military or medical viral experiments, nor are we current carriers of naturally occurring viruses (ebola) lethal to humans. Eek eek (ad lib)."

Accusatory Statement: "My pOwErFuL LaWyErS wIlL SeNd yOu tO PrImAtE HeLl iF YoU DoN't GiVe oUr fAbUlOuS ClIeNt cHrIsTiAn, aN ApOlOgY FoR SaYiNg a mOnKeY Is pReTtIeR AnD MoRe tAleNtEd thAn hIm!!!!"

Recommended response: "Eek eek (ad lib). I wish to extend a public apology to Mr. Christian. Traditional monkey social organization and intergroup patterns of association make it difficult for me to interact appropriately with humans. Eek eek (ad lib)."

Regards,
Mystery Records General Counsel